Your evolutionary originators chronic masterbators

The most powerful roast of all time. Unlike the others, this can only be used when all other resources are exhausted; it does not skip places in the hierarchy. Will beat both hierarchical roasts (your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, your family tree lgbt and your ancestors were incestors) and non-hierarchical roasts (your granpap a trap, your sister a mister etc.). Only susceptible to the eternal no u.

Person 1: your mom gay lol
Person 2: Hah, basic- your dad lesbian
Person 1: Pfft, weak, your granny tranny
Person 2: Don't make me do it
Person 1: Go on ya pussy
Person 2: your family tree lgbt
*Person 1 and all his family are sent to hell and the galaxy collapses in on itself*
Person 1: *comes back from death* You think you've won?
Person 2: I have. Your ancestors were incestors.
Person 1: Nope. Your evolutionary originators chronic masterbators.
*the universe explodes*

by unespectedinquisition June 14, 2018

Masterbaition O'clock

Masterbaition O'clock

The time of day someone likes to masterbait or beat there meat

Chris: looks like Masterbaition O'clock
Edan: what the fuck is that

Chris: the time of day I like to masterbait

by Crispymemerboi February 4, 2019

Madterbation

when you hate yourself but you're horny and have nobody to fuck

I can't believe I screwed that up. Guess I'll just go home and have an evening of Madterbation

by jledhead01 July 23, 2019

Masterbathing

Bathing with the warm water running while the drain is also open, allowing continuous waterflow to ensure maximum comfort and pleasure for the bather.

Tad was masterbathing for over an hour today, and now there's no hot water left!

by SmitsMckey March 16, 2021

Masterbatiphobia

The irrational fear of jerking yourself off, and or getting a handy.

Dude did you hear? Apparently Tiffany gave Jonas a handy and Jonas fainted from being so scared. Apparently he didnt tell her he had Masterbatiphobia.

by Phobia-Chan June 4, 2021

Maskerbator

A person who wears a mask in an unnecessary setting. Such as alone in a car, walking outside alone,etc

Did you know John is a Maskerbator? SE him in his car maskerbating like a total loser…

by Pugilist408 November 5, 2022

emo masterbater

Someone so emo they cut themselves while masterbating and use the blood as lube.

Dudes totally an emo masterbater

by svensterama December 3, 2014