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Mass yield

It is when you don't come to a complete stop at a stop sign.
Joe never stops at stop signs he always does a "Mass yield."
by Livefreeordie85 April 4, 2011
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mass cunting

The act when a group of friends in a bar simultaneously text the word "cunt " to an absent member of the group. The result is the absent person receives a large number of SMS messages at the same time. Usually the absent person is felt to have a poor reason not to be present
Richard did not come to the pub because he was meeting his mother in law , so after a few beers and smedders we decided a mass cunting was in order , leading to much amusement or embarrassment depending who you were
by The smedders wrestler July 25, 2018
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Mass Blocking

when you are blocked by a large number of people at once.
dude 1: hey dude this is weird, all of my contacts appear offline.
dude 2: oh dude you were mass blocked!!.
dude 1: oh man i hate mass blocking!
by ICV May 27, 2009
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Mass Avoidtion

When you really avoid someone because you're a fucking coward and can't face them. Usually with someone you have a crush on.
Scott was performing Mass Avoidtion on Caitlin because he was too scared to ask her out.
by Doomstadt February 25, 2012
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Shitical Mass

That horrible moment when a shit is going to come out, whether you want it to or not.
"Dude... I've gotta run. Like, seriously. I've just reached shitical mass."
by Seven Day Mile May 12, 2015
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Hypocritical Mass

Purposely being just enough of a hypocrite for people to notice. Usually because you have morals or will power and can't control your actions and opinions.
Looks like Dave has reached hypocritical mass.... Does he ever stick to what he says?
by shaneurysm September 22, 2011
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mass recall

It's time to elucidate what peaceful town level civil rebellion is. Gather 500-1000 families and conduct mass recall of all sitting officials in your town. From there, ask county and state officials to step down. Needs to be locals in every town and simultaneous but it will work. @roadtoserfdom3 on Twitter
Man, I’m so sick of these corrupt ass eugenicist politicians trying to get me to go with Klaus Schwab’s bitch ass agenda! We need to MASS RECALL these bitch ass local politicians before it’s too late!
by RoadToSurfVille4 May 12, 2022
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