Manitowoc

A town in Northeast Wisconsin where the unemployment rate sores, many stoners are very unhappy because they can not find weed unless they go to Milwaukee (see Milwaukee in Urban Dictionary) and gangsters, hicks, jocks, preps, stoners, and bad asses are the clicks. Most do not talk to each other.
Oh yes I forgot to mention, we can drink like the rest of Wisconsin, we do it all the time. When i say all of the time I don't mean every weekend, I mean everyday.

My graduation service ended at 2 on Friday the sixth 2008 in Manitowoc at Lincoln High School. I took off my tux, cracked open a beer, drove over to my friends house while drinking it. I was wasted by 5'o'clock. I stayed drunk until the proceeding Thursday...literally

by Kipchogie June 21, 2008

manitee

Ugly, but friendly large woman who shoves anything in sight down her mouth and in her box. Flapjack or stretched pillow titties are a must.

I can't believe James hooked up with that manitee.

by Smoothie April 14, 2005

manatomy

A slightly scientific, relatively tasteful expression for the penis, scrotum, and testes.

(Origin: Man + Anatomy)

"Why take an anatomy class when you can take a manatomy class?"

by S.M.K. March 31, 2008

Manioc

Possibly the greatest vegetable ever to be created! Often used in cooking for foods such as:
- Cassava Cake
- Manioc Soup
- Manioc Chocolate Spread
- Rhea Americana with Manioc Slicings

"I want some manioc!"
"My manioc is raw"

by Kevin-Toy-Soldier June 28, 2008

Manity Fair

A grouping of barely talented athletes who are out to have fun as apposed to being a douche and acting like they are pros while trying way to hard to impress their not so good looking girlfriends.

Guy 1: Look at that team.
Guy 2: They're Manity Fair.
Guy 1: They suck!
Guy 2: Ya but they're cool dudes.
Guy 1: Oh.

by Master P Nut February 18, 2010

Manitowoc Assist

When you get away with murder and/or commit a potentially bloody act without shedding a single drop of blood.

Bro, I totally got a Manitowoc Assist this weekend when I my arm was cut off, like all the way off and there should've been blood, EVERYWHERE, but I didn't leave any DNA behind. Zero blood. Zero DNA. Literally NONE. Everyone keeps saying, wait, your arm was cut ALL THE WAY OFF and there's not blood?! You got a Manitowoc Assist.

by Lil Big Stuff April 22, 2016

Manitoba Handshake

A term of endearment, normally used after you get stabbed in Winnipeg.

Hey buddy man, heard you received a Manitoba Handshake last weekend! Hope you’re doing better, eh?

by electrocaine November 15, 2021