Chocolate Mancake

When one man jizzes on a black man's ass.

Nick: "How was your night last night?"
Michael: "I got chocolate mancaked in the bathroom again."
Nick: "Wow thats rough"

by Orangemohawk October 19, 2010

manbecue

An even more manly version of a BBQ. Absolutely no vegetables allowed. It basically consists of a lot of beer and meat. There is usually a lot of yelling and loud music involved.

Person #1: I've got a great idea, I've got a lot of meat and beer ...
Person #2: I see where you are going with this
Everyone (shouting): Manbecue, manbecue, manbecue!

by Grillmeister April 17, 2014

Manc

Manchester is the biggest shit hole on the planet and the people who populate it are the reason why. Terrible thick sounding accent and scruffy chav clothing

Be sure to visit Salford and Gorton they are both lovely places NOT!

"Hello I am a Manc, I am robbing chav scum"

by Paul D April 7, 2005

manectomy

When a male has the defining traits that make him manly removed, typically via marriage or long term relationship to a much more dominant woman. These qualities usually include the ability to think or dress for himself, having his leisure time replaced with shopping or chores, and/or no longer having a spine.

The Kardashians have performed a successful manectomy on Bruce Jenner.

My friend was totally cool before he got engaged. Now he has to ask permission to leave the house. I think he has to stay close so that he doesn’t lose his penis, which is in a jar.

by The Salad February 26, 2010

Manc

In reply to most of the other definitions on here, i am 3/4 Manc and i am not 'horrible,a waster,a slut,a junkie,a rapist,a peadophile' or anything else you have claimed us to be. There are some Mancs who let us down,it DOES NOT mean we are all like it. There are a few people in every place you go to.Wherever you lot live aint perfect either.I can guarantee it.I live in Devon now and i have actually heard of just as much trouble going on here as i did in ,Manchester. You need to concentrate on what ur own area is like rather than judging everywhere else.

Any other Mancs that agree with me? Or just anyone at all that agrees?

by Missy16 November 7, 2007

manc

scummy lil fuckers who use words like mint and think there boss most of them have moved out of manchester beacuse of the immigrants moving into manchester

mint man
manchestaaa

by kidaaaa July 20, 2006

Manaconda

An abnormally large and fat penis. Sometimes known for choking people to death.

Dude, she can't hang with my manaconda, it will choke her to death.

by Hostile Sausage June 29, 2009