makeup-and-breakup engine

A cacophonous and maintenance-intensive magneto-and-points-based primitive-power-plant device dat is infamous for aggravating da significant others of its owners to da point dat they would repeatedly storm off in a huff --- both due to da noise and da amount of time dat said owners spent servicing said old-iron monstrosity --- for indeterminate periods, eventually get lonesome for said motor-owners' companionship and venture back, only to become re-stressed and have said "on again, off again" frazzled-nerved scenario played out over and over.

As far as humans of da feminine persuasion, Bert Dow appeared to only have his long-suffering sister Leela in his life; I wonder if this was due to dat confounded old makeup-and-breakup engine of his --- i.e., no non-family women could stand to be around said horridly-loud prop-whirler which Burt was frequently having to tinker with just to keep going?

by QuacksO February 23, 2025

National No Makeup Day

On this day girls cannot wear makeup and must post themselves on social media to show their true beauty

John: “Did you hear what Tomorrow is?”
Sarah: “The 8th?”
John: “No, it’s National no makeup day and you can’t wear makeup!”

by Grayson allen June 6, 2023

Makeup Sex

Where you apply makeup on your face and then jack off while raining down tears in front of a full-length mirror.

Goofy: "Gosh Mick-- I heard that Minnie packed up her things and left you?"
Mickey: "Huh Huh! Actually, she came back, apologized and afterwards we had great makeup sex!"
Goofy: "...Is that lipstick on your mouth?"
Mickey, wiping it off nervously: "Huh huh! It must be hers!"

by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker May 30, 2024

Shower makeup

The practice makeup you do right before a shower because you know if it’s trash you’re going to wash it right off anyway.

I finally tried that new blush as shower makeup and it was fire.

by Barnesblw July 5, 2024

Makeup

It’s way more than just a foundation bottle or products it’s a sign somebody hurt you in the past and your trying to change so it doesn’t happen again it may start with your moms or sisters but it make you truly insecure just like how it made me

Oh she is wearing so much makeup I could just wipe it all off

by Justsomesadgirl February 22, 2024

Makeup cel

Someone who relies on makeup to have an ego, simply to go outside they need makeup. A makeup cel will put down a man while having a face full of makeup.

Chad- Bro stacy is actually a becky I saw her without makeup yesterday

Bro- "yeah dude shes a makeup cel"

by Faggy mac fagster October 3, 2025