Wiener magnets

Eyes. One who cannot help themselves from looking at a guys crotch.

Jacob's wiener magnets are focused on my dick

by Rotten_666 September 18, 2017

cancer magnets

The politically correct way to refer to women's boobs.

Bro#1- YO DUDE BRO!!! check out the cancer magnets on that hiena.
Bru#2- DAAAAAM BROHIEMS!!! I'd smash that pinata till her sour patch dried up.
Brah#3- °○° BROSEPHS!!! If those cancer magnets got any stronger earths poles would flip.
Bruh#4- GOOOOD DAANG BROHAMS!!! I'd swim the Grand Line for a log pose leading to that treasure box.
Bra#5- WOOOOW BROFAM!!! Those'd hold enough milk to drown 10 baby seals.

by Caustirical October 20, 2018

DofE madness

The frequently experienced phenomenon in the boys Duke of Edinburgh expedition in any activity, (usually walking but it can be done in other forms, such as canoeing) where everyone starts acting really gay for no well explained reason. Frequently experienced but never understood, some research officials think it might be to do with all that tired bro-tension, but we don't know.

"Man justin said he was going to fuck me in the tent last night and was getting really close"
"Really bro? Must be DofE madness"

by Delicioustimtams June 16, 2019

Monkey Madness

(Noun): A state of being in which a normal human has rejected all the commonalities that envelop society's standards and returns to a golden age man. The monkey times. This person will be distraught with monkey madness as they complete the ultimate reversion of identity.

Oh did you hear Jerry got the Monkey Madness?

by monkeman559 May 2, 2022

Doctor Madness

Doctor Madness is an internationally recognized and published cosplayer, Artist, conceptual creator and Original Creation (OC) model and designer that has been published several times in both national and international websites and magazine. He and his other half debut costumes at a variety of conventions, fashion shows and other events as well as sometime judge other up and coming artist and their work. His real name is Phillip and you can find all sorts of photography of him and his miraculous designs of Facebook, Instagram, Tick-Tok and other online venues. This artist is definitely will one day be headlining conventions throughout the United States and other countries. You should spread the word and make him the success he truly deserves. Plus I have personally met him on several occasions and he is a great person with a truly intelligent and creative soul. I promise you will be impressed.

Doctor Madness is a recognized and valuable member of the artistry and cosplay community

by BELOVED FANS OF COSPLAY May 24, 2022

a recipe for madness

2 (3 ounce) packages instant ramen noodles, flavor packet discarded 2 large eggs salt and ground black pepper to taste 3/4 pound lean ground beef 1 tablespoon soy sauce 1 teaspoon sesame oil 3 tablespoons vegetable oil, divided 3 slices American cheese 1/4 cup ketchup 2 tablespoons chile-garlic sauce (such as Sriracha) 1 1/2 cups arugula 3 large eggs

BOY WTF IS THIS? RAMEN AND A BURGER? BROKE ASS CANT AFFORD BREAD
THIS IS A RECIPE FOR MADNESS

by Social Justice League February 14, 2017

March Muscle Madness

March Muscle Madness revolves around completing the entire month of march without skipping a single day in the gym. You are allowed to have 1 rest day a week, but you still have to follow your schedule.

"Are you participating in March Muscle Madness?"

"No, i am physically inferior."

by qoaks March 8, 2022