magic conch

Originally from Sponge Bob Square Pants. Then, it was used in CS. It is an all knowing power source which few can handle. Ask any question, and you shal get the awsner. Frequently used by Wock and Doffy for all their cs needs.

Doffy : What should we do this round?
Magic Conch: Nothing
Doffy: The shell has spoken, allallalllalalaallalalallaalla.

by Arthur October 17, 2004

Magic peter

Originated from jesus times. The act in which you place ones foreskin to the perimeter of your mouth and blow inside, thus inflating the foreskin of ones penis. Also see Penisbubble

1. "hey mike, fancy giving me a Magic peter?"

2. "and there they were, having a Magic peter!"

by pwoink November 13, 2009

Magic slut

Someone who will sacrifice anything to attend a magic the gathering tournament, midnight premier, etc. Spends all their day playing magic.

Instead of spending time with their roommates on the first day of college, Nate and Aaron went to the mtg midnight premier...what magic sluts!

by mynameispineapplejoe October 13, 2016

Magic Cooties

A term used to describe a virus with arbitrary and sometimes politically expedient properties. For example, UV light doesn't affect it somehow, but six feet of distance devastates it....sometimes.

Person 1. Why can't I go to school, but we can go to WalMart?
Person 2. Because them Magic Cooties be magical.

by Pineal September 2, 2020

Magic Mushrooms

A drug releasing you from the mundane, usually, when done with a mellow interior and open mind, will allow you to realize how you're being fucked every day of your life.

Wow, those magic mushrooms really helped to get over my parents distressing me, as I came to the conclusion that their constant emotional ravaging towards me, was irrelevent.

by Rebecka Nothing August 20, 2003

Magic Conch (Sex Position)

You have you'r lover sit on the bed and pull on her nipple and look deep into her vagina and ask "Oh magic conch shell may i insert my penis into her vagina", and if it respond's with "yes" then you may but if it respond's with "No" then get the will forever remain a virgin.

Oh Magic Conch (Sex Position) could i eat this super delicous ass ?

"yes"

"OH BOY!".

by Faeiju October 12, 2019

Magic Jack

The art of performing oral sex or a hand-job to sleeping man without causing him to wake. A proper magic jack should involve clean-up as well, leaving the reciepient all but unknowing of the night's transgressions.

I woke up feeling great this morning, even after 16 Budweisers and a handle of Beam. On cloud nine all day, couldn't figure it out. Then my girl told me she magic jacked me after I passed out last night! Mystery solved!

by Beatsauce June 5, 2009