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Bathtub Madonna

A portagee law jockey, or a poor man's version of the virgin mary in a half-shell.

These shrines most often house a statue of the Blessed Virgin and are constructed by upending an old bathtub and burying one end.
Fall River 1: Hey, Mariário look behind the chain link fence, is that a new bathtub madonna?

Fall River 2: Sim.
by 2Black2Strong February 11, 2012
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Madonna

An Old washed up whore who is as outdated as expired milk.

She continues to dress up as a tramp even though she is like 120 years old, she sings sound about her being sexually frustrated and giving bloweys through her hit songs Like 'like a prayer'

Madonna says she wants to give everyone blow jobs to who goes to her concert, bitch better take out her dentures and sweep the Cobwebs.
Madonna, A rare 1980's artifact that thinks she is 20 years old even though she is an antique that needs to be carbon dated.
by ThelovelyDictionary December 10, 2016
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maedocaio

brazilian vulgar term for a woman who act like a bitch and suck cock only for pleasure!!!
Handsome man: Man your mother is a bitch, she is a maedocaio!
Caio(young boy): I cannot do anything because i'm a bichinha!!!
by Overfucker January 31, 2006
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ManDonalds

A term used for an imaginary place where low-class men can be "found". Such as a male that will not be dated, but will be called for a quick hook-up to satisfy female urges.
Instead of shopping at the Gentleman's Emporium, she got her hook-up from ManDonalds.
by MauMauTheVege December 26, 2011
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madonna salamella

A creative insult to Jesus' mother in italian.
"Ma Madonna salamella, mi vuoi prestare 'sta cazzo di penna o no?"
"Madonna salamella, are you giving me this fucking pen or not?"
by ErMejo0000 November 6, 2018
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Mardoned

When your fully fucked from booze, blurred vision, slurred words, falling over, chundering.
Oh fuck James is gonna mardon.

Ahhh he’s mardoned.
by Melodyjustsentmethis July 5, 2020
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medona

She is a beautiful soul, she's way too hot and sexy and loves being around that one person she loves the most , she is bold fearsome and would totally make you wanna carve for her, she's way too naughty but only to the person she loves dear
That's a medona right there
by Killer ku April 17, 2021
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