Lil Mosey

A decent rapper when he has a song written down but sucks ass at freestyling

Lil Mosey's XXL Freshman cypher:
"God damn, I feel like the man"
"Freshman of the year I woke up like *awkward pause* the man"
it only gets worse from there

by Leninaut March 18, 2020

Mossberg

America's oldest family owned and operated firearm manufacturer, and the largest producer of pump action shotguns in the world. Now one of the favored weapons by rappers in their songs.

"It's the hustler's ambition, close your eyes listen, see my vision, Mossberg pumpin', shotgun dumpin'" - 50 Cent

by jutm543 November 5, 2005

messy popsicle

When you stick your cock down a bitches throat as far as you can, and blow your load down her throat. Usually the partner will gag fiercely and splooge will run down her face like someone eating a messy popsicle.

Yo, I gave that twat waffle a messy popsicle.

by codeez-nutz January 18, 2007

Ted Mosby

1. The main character on HIMYM. While Ted is sweet, awesome, and romantic, he can also be rather douchey (and that's douchey, not douché) as a reflection of his personality in college. His main goal during his late 20s and early 30s is to find a wife, and he pursues many ill-fated relationships to fulfill this goal.

2. A man whose life is way too focussed on getting married and having children.

3. A noted fictional porn star, sex architect, and philanderer described in tedmosbyisajerkcom

Man: Guys! Why am I not married yet? I'm almost 24! My biological clock is ticking! I'm so lonely in this world! I just want a wife and lots of babies to call my own!

Everybody else: Dude! Don't be such a Ted Mosby. Besides, you are a guy, you don't have a biological clock.

by HIMYM fan May 8, 2009

Missy Higgins

A very talented female artist, who was discovered by JJJ's Unearthed competition.

"Have you got the Missy Higgins album?"

by Emma January 9, 2005

MESSY SANCHEZ

An act similar to that of a “dirty Sanchez “but called a messy Sanchez usually due to English not being the first language of the speaker.

Did you see that white woman she beautiful so much I want to give her Messy Sanchez alot.

(Usually recited in a East Indian accent)

by Rogoed July 6, 2009

messy vagina

A messy vagina is a vagina usually covered in semen. Like after a creampie when the semen starts to leak out

Guy: I'm about to cum
Girl: Pull it out
Guy: *cums on vagina* You have a messy vagina ;)

by pApi_sMurF July 23, 2017