Kookie Monster

n. A peculiar and rare sexual act during which one defecates into the palm of one's hand and proceeds to shake the hand of another party.

"Hey Chris, I'm going to give you a kookie monster"
"...You know how I know you're..."
"Shut up and give me your hand"

by Rachel Ironbutler October 21, 2008

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Poo Monger

Someone who purchases and maintains an inventory of poo to be sold.

This kid loveline is such a poo monger, he wanted to buy all my crap.

by Mav2KM September 2, 2008

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monster bed

A large amount of people sleeping in one bed.

Oh My Dad, when we were rollin' monster bed last nite, I was straight up pig sweating.

by K49 December 14, 2009

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Alex J Montero

The GREATEST Actor on the planet!!! He is known for his starring role as The Kid Who Only Hit Homers and for doing many professional podcasts. I CANT WAIT TO SEE WHAT HE DOES NEXT!!!

You - He did you see that AWESOME MOVIE THE OTHER DAY?!?!
Friend - THE ONE WITH ALEX J MONTERO??? IT WAS AMAZING!!!

by J MONTERO'S BIGGEST FAN May 18, 2022

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Manternity Leave

When a man takes maternity leave from work to be with his newborn and wife.

Jack is off on manternity leave. His wife just had a baby.

by justshill May 14, 2009

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Despite the name's implied vulgarity, it has nothing to do with a woman's reproductive organ. It was actually a children's TV show from Holland starring a hand puppet of the same name. It didn't make it passed two episodes and was cancelled because the name of it was Monster Vajayjay.

In 2005, Dutch film directer Willem Grundje made a children's show called Monster Vajayjay. People have just remembered this show and have been talking about it on forums all across the web.

by Skanago:g December 17, 2016

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