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modern Plea Bargain

1. an effective tool used to avoid those damn juries and hide prosecutorial misconduct, overcharging, and abuse.
2. justice for the indigent or poor people AKA the unresourceful and ineffective
3. The desired result of kidnapping and incarceration for prolonged periods.
Never to be considered coercion or a civil rights violation, even when the accused is innocent.
The court tried to coerce me into a modern plea Bargain by
using threats of prolonged incarceration, but I told the
judge that the real bargain was getting free meals and
a roof over my head without having to work for it.
by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021
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modern A.B.A.

1. short for modern American Bar Association.
2. modern Arrogant Bullshit Artists.
I passed the bar exam today but refused to accept the modern A.B.A. lawyers union card which also stands for modern awful, bastardized, ass-hats.
by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021
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Modern chronology

My personal time machine records current events more accurately than any other source on earth. When tested for accuracy my clock will always be right on time. presently the time is now and now is the time. Imagine you read this and ten seconds elapsed. It is not ten seconds after now, it is still now and your imagination has fooled you. Don't be the fool who questions the accuracy of my time machine.
Currently, my records of this event are accurate because I use my infallible personal time machine called Modern chronology to record it.
by Spiritual-Master January 12, 2022
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Modern Warfare 2

A game that will make you scream at the tv because of the noobs that camp, grenade launcher whores, and knifers. A crappy repetitive game.
(Joe) "You want to go play Modern Warfare 2?"

(John) "No that game sucks, Im going to go play a game that takes real skill."
by NewDroopster September 25, 2010
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Modern Warfare 2

A game so good it get's me hard just thinking about it.
Modern Warfare 2 is so good that I literally got an erection in algebra class just thinking about it.
by RAWSTUNMEATLER November 13, 2009
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Modern Warfare 2

A game that was promised to be amazing, but ended up being Infinity Ward's big cash in. If you think this game is amazing, a). have no taste, b). have never played something good.
"So I bought Modern Warfare 2 brand new thinking it would be great, improving on the original, but all I got was an expansion pack, with a piss poor single player, slightly better graphics, and a multiplayer so unbalanced it makes me wonder what happened to humanity."

"Dude, MW2 is amazing."

"Shut your whore mouth you have no taste."
by Ye Olde Hobo February 24, 2010
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Modern woman

A modern woman can defined as a woman of contemporary times who usually has high mate requirements, career oriented and semi- promiscuous. The term modern woman is usually used to describe women who live in western societies like America, Scandinavia, uk, Australia etc. Modern woman - “ I just matched with this hot millionaire on tinder and he ghosted me. All men are players even though I swipe left on most of them”
by Activated melanin July 31, 2023
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