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Mocha 5

Adj- Describes with varying levels of intensity how hyped up someone is after their morning coffee. The scale goes from Mocha 1 to Mocha 6.
A mixture of "Mocha" and "Mach (1,2,3,4,5,6)"
Bill: "Dude...calm down. You're like Mocha 5 right now."
Jeff: "I'M FINE!!!! I DON"T NEED TO CALM DOWN!!!" (laughs, then runs out the door and gets hit by a car)
by sungreymon June 24, 2010
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the mocha

when you punch a woman in the eye when your cumming from a blowjob "accidently"
by superbobbyross January 15, 2024
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Mocha bb

Mocha baby is a person who is not exactly toxic in your life, but adds spice to it. They are the right people to be around, but say the wrong things and they will snap at you.

Lowkey energetic but too lazy to do shit.

Most likely to be a Sagittarius, Taurus or Leo
“Dude did you hear bout that new kid
Yeah, I heard she was a mocha bb, I kinda dig it.
by Deadbeatdaddyyyy October 15, 2020
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Mocha Bear

A brown cat that is fat and fluffy and looks like a bear, and is very round. Orange eyes that match the sunset. As you look into its eyes its manipulative powers manifest into your soul and takes over one’s mind. Meows like no other meow ever heard before the, sounds of it reach the highest points of heaven.
by Conner James llll June 5, 2025
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mister mocha

1) A classic nickname for a light skin with a mocha-like skin color
Bobby goes by Mister Mocha online, and if you saw him you'd know why. He looks like he bathed in a Starbucks drink.
by TheMisterMocha November 24, 2018
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Creamy Mocha

When you’re hammering home that chocolate starfish and accidentally cum in that booty
I was givin’ her the ol’ jackhammer and ended up givin’ her a creamy mocha surprise.
by Cookie Monster34 October 9, 2020
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Mochas Gracious

Like "Muchas Gracias" or "You're welcome" in Spanish, but spelt very wrong, usually in texting errors by idiots
1. "I like your shoes"
2. "Mochas Gracious"
3. "Stupid, it's Muchas Gracias"
by Hunter Trippy December 22, 2019
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