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Man Mocha 

The manliest of mocha coffees. It is a strong and manly caffeinated drink, originating in the Puerto Vallarta area.

Definite not to be confused with the mocha man.
Rebecca wasn't ready for how strong the man mocha was. But she sure was glad the mocha man was there.
Man Mocha by DrunkenDuncan November 21, 2018

redneck mocha 

a bottle of yoo-hoo on ice with an espresso shot pour over
redneck mocha by Tiiiinaaa April 3, 2022

Mini-Mart Mocha 

a beverage of mediocre coffee with Swiss Miss cocoa stirred in, a make-due favorite in office break rooms or on roadtrips when there's no Starbucks, etc. for miles on end.
I hit my afternoon wall and there's a ton of work--time for a mini-mart mocha.
Mini-Mart Mocha by 818-adjacent October 2, 2014

Australian mocha bomb

the act of pooping in a milk jug and throwing it at foreigners.
the guys you don't let in your taxi came by, so you gave them an Australian mocha bomb
Australian mocha bomb by wockbomb January 19, 2011

Kiss My Big Black Mocha Ass 

To show complete and utter disapproval for something suggested or offered. Emphasis is shown on describing the ass intended for receiving the kiss. Usually used by people of color or "black men".
Guy: "Hey Kareem, can I have your Xbox 360 for free?"

Kareem: "...kiss my big black mocha ass"

moach mocha

When a moach is too large to flush down the toilet, and instead swirls around, muddying the water and creating a mocha-like appearance.
Three flushes later, the moach had turned my toilet into a grande non-fat moach mocha.
moach mocha by jamoore84 September 8, 2007