Mateo

A large, circular man who bases his personality on Superstore character Mateo. Likely residing in the nearest Shell petrol station, intent on consuming as many calories as humanly possible. His partnership with Sirlinio makes for a devastating duo.

Mateo just ate a whole pack of digestives and is now making a sandwich.

by MeOwnFugginStump December 4, 2022

Meteor

Where Kalum allows Grace to fist him and slam him into the bed. Also known as the meteor sex position, this is an exclusive and rare used method as only the biggest mongs could ever do it

Hey Grace, wanna do the meteor?

Sure Kalum but do you want to lick my toes first?

Okay sure!

by Beansidieyeyeylol June 8, 2023

GIGANTIC METEOR SUPER DICK

A rly big MEATeor.

I suck a gigantic meteor super dick ohh yeah.s

by Smackerdoodle June 9, 2018

Gyno-Meteorologist

1. Made up profession that studies how weather patterns impact the female reproductive system.
2. What I tell strangers when they ask what I do and I want to end the conversation.

Stranger: So, what do you do for a living?
Me: I’m a Gyno-Meteorologist
Stranger: ...

by Jfman August 30, 2018

javier mateo rodriguez

Very sexy, muscular man of Hispanic descent.

wow javier mateo rodriguez, you have such a large penis!

by Lindsy Wall October 17, 2018

Idc.mateo

the cutest man alive 😫
he also never misses 🥵🥵

Hey have you heard of idc.mateo?
Yeah he’s super hot 🥵
ikr 😫

by sussy 🗿 April 3, 2021

Martian Meteor

When she shoots a ping pong ball out of her pussy at you while on her period.

I went to Stacey's last night and when I came out of the bathroom she hit me with a martian meteor! Fucking gross dude!

by TheRealMajorTom September 4, 2021