middle school is like a flaming dumpster fire on top of a burning building that will give u mental health issues cause people are assholes and in middle school fresh out of ur baby years and into real grades that sorta matter so u have no way to know how to stick up for urself if ur like me
by flaming dumpster fire February 8, 2022
Get the middle schoolmug. the worst and most awkward 2 or 3 or 4 years of any kid’s school life. Cliques start forming and you are kind of on your own for making friends. Some teachers may just be the shitty kind and just gotta get lucky to get nice ones. You get a shit ton of homework that’s all due within a short period of time to the point where you can’t keep track of anything anymore and your brain cells die, and sometimes even get more than high schoolers. Usually the cafeteria food is just dog shit pizza that’s been frozen for some time or baby cow growth hormone milk that’s maybe spoiled. Then you do all that shit ton of work to graduate only to have 4 more years left of high school which is a whole other story...
6th grader: I’m so excited for middle school I can finally be like one of the cool older kids now and do whatever I want! Freedom here I come!
8th grader: yeah right. Middle school is a fun time (not). Good luck.
6th grader: are you joking?
8th grader: hmmm....
6th grader: *says no more*
8th grader: yeah right. Middle school is a fun time (not). Good luck.
6th grader: are you joking?
8th grader: hmmm....
6th grader: *says no more*
by chicken_nugget_manifest August 7, 2019
Get the Middle Schoolmug. Most pointless years of any child's life. In this period of time, most children become meaner and more social media platforms become more offensive. Most of the teachers who work in such schools are either underqualified, or may be biased. It is like the definition of the word hell.
by Monstersushi1 May 14, 2020
Get the Middle Schoolmug. building full of children who think that they're edgy because they cover their source of knowledge with cloth shaped to fit and who pretend to want to die
-Middle School day-
Kid 1: oH IM soO EDgeEE cAUsE i haVV A hoOd!!11!1
Kid 2: *sob sob sob sob* kILl mE imMMm sO EDgeeEE My mOM GrowenDEd mEeE oH pOORrr mEE11!!1!!1
Teacher: . - . um ok
Kid 1: oH IM soO EDgeEE cAUsE i haVV A hoOd!!11!1
Kid 2: *sob sob sob sob* kILl mE imMMm sO EDgeeEE My mOM GrowenDEd mEeE oH pOORrr mEE11!!1!!1
Teacher: . - . um ok
by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 12, 2021
Get the Middle Schoolmug. 3 years of hell (sometimes maybe two or four).
let me just list em:
1. Snitches patrol the whole campus
2. empty nicotine juice bottles everywhere
3. You get in trouble for bull shit
4. Test scores are easily messed up
5. Teachers have favorites
6. Lunch is a fucking rip off
7. 6th graders start to flirt with 8th graders (mostly 6th grade hoes)
8. Annoying "popular" group of people that always climb on top of each other to feel good, when they still feel like shit
9. Un-developed losers that haven't even hit puberty, yet tease you for being flat
10. Bunch of people go through the emo phase (trust me, it's real)
11. Teachers have no mercy
12. The school bus is full of ass farts
13. Boys get fuck boy hair styles over the summer
14. PE sucks
15. Parents overreact on your grades
Enjoy!
let me just list em:
1. Snitches patrol the whole campus
2. empty nicotine juice bottles everywhere
3. You get in trouble for bull shit
4. Test scores are easily messed up
5. Teachers have favorites
6. Lunch is a fucking rip off
7. 6th graders start to flirt with 8th graders (mostly 6th grade hoes)
8. Annoying "popular" group of people that always climb on top of each other to feel good, when they still feel like shit
9. Un-developed losers that haven't even hit puberty, yet tease you for being flat
10. Bunch of people go through the emo phase (trust me, it's real)
11. Teachers have no mercy
12. The school bus is full of ass farts
13. Boys get fuck boy hair styles over the summer
14. PE sucks
15. Parents overreact on your grades
Enjoy!
Incoming 6th grader: "oh my gosh, i am never gonna swear, i will also be myself for middle school."
8th grader: "shut your bubble gum dum dum lookin ass the fuck up."
8th grader: "shut your bubble gum dum dum lookin ass the fuck up."
by mel that big boy June 28, 2019
Get the Middle Schoolmug. by zadz March 1, 2019
Get the middle schoolmug. Worst place to be in for three years, Even worse if you're a female like I am. Most boys think they are super badass, cool, and funny, but in reality the're usually seen as super loud, and annoying. A bunch girls in my grade aren't any better. Loving to be on instagram anytime they can manage, whining about not being on their phone for two minutes, and just being bothersome. Being a very tall, Very pale, shy nerd with anxiety, like I am obviously cant get you in the popular girls clique. If you can survive middle school you can survive everything.
5th grader: "WOW! I can't wait to be in middle school! ill have a lot of friends, I'll be SO mature, and i might even be popular!
*Me trying so hard not to bring them down* Uh..Yeah! Sure you will..
*Me trying so hard not to bring them down* Uh..Yeah! Sure you will..
by anxiety child December 12, 2019
Get the Middle Schoolmug.