Marriage

A waste of time and money when you can just move in together and have it be much cheaper. Getting married doesn't even do anything, you just get some fancy rings, you waste money on everything there, a girl buys a dress (usually £300 or more) that she will never wear again after the wedding, people dress up all fancy, and you all eat some fucking cake after the most boring procedure of vows and stuff that leads up the rings and a kiss.

"I'm getting married soon. Will you go?"
"Only if I can just take my piece of cake, and leave."

Marriage is awful, and the number 1 cause of divorce. Why? Because if we didn't have marriage divorce wouldn't even be a thing.

by This one human who has nothing October 22, 2017

marriage

An international concept that entails a union between a man and a woman.

"We're going to get married."

"But Dan, you're a guy, and Hector is a guy too. How can you possibly get married? It isn't possible."

"It is now!"

"It won't really be a marriage though, will it? You need a man and a woman for that."

by Colin 100 December 9, 2012

Marriage

Another word for adopting a male overgrown child when his parents can't handle him anymore

I have a happy marriage

by LoIzers December 18, 2014

Marriage

You sleep together but you can't get none

That's what marriage means can't get none

by Theunknownone December 31, 2014

Marriage

A stupid arrangement that ends in divorce or one of people in the relationship killing the other one. Marriage is so beyond stupid it isn’t even funny. If you think permanently binding yourself to some idiot you “love” is fun go screw yourself. Also if you ever thought for one moment that they were the one you thought wrong. Run they either plan on killing you, breaking your heart or stealing your cash

The idea of marriage is so stupid. If you want to sell your soul so bad than just contact the devil. His number is 666-666-6666.

by DollyFace December 10, 2020

Marriage

1: a blessed arrangement.

2: a dream within a dream.

"Marriage is what brings us together today."

by Arianod October 25, 2018

Marriage

Marriage isn't a word. It's never-ending story.

Their marriage is so damn perfect.

by Trawen December 9, 2018