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loitering check

A dice roll in a Dungeons and Dragons game percipitated by the lack of any sort of productive action (generally during a non-combat roll playing scene)in which a D-20 is rolled and the score added to the charachters charisma modifier. The resulting score determines the nature of a seemingly random event to be experienced by the character. The exact nature of the event, and the range of the scores corilation to its outcome is generally at the discretion of the DM (Dungeon Master). Generally the following guideline is used.

1 Something very very bad happens.
2-7 Something bad happens.
8-15 Nothing happens.
16-19 Something good happens.
20 Something very good happens.
21+ Something insanely good happens.
Example 1.

DM: You make it to a town, what do you do?

Player: I go to the local tavern and get drunk.

DM: Roll me a loitering check.

Player: 1

DM: A great wyrm red dragon rips the roof off of the tavern that your sitting in, reaches down, picks you up, looks at you for a second, and then decides that you are the perfect snack, tosses you up in the air, catches you in her mouth, and swallows you whole. You suddenly find yourself standing on the banks of the river stycks faced by the god of the underworld... and he doesn't look happy.

Example 2

DM: You make it to a town, what do you do?

Player: I find the local tavern and go get drunk.

DM: Roll me a loitering check

Player: 23

DM: A man walks up to you and hands you a sword, says nothing, and then turns and walks away suddenly vanishing in a brilliant flash of light. When you look at the sword, you instanly recognize it as the fabled sword of destiny, which as legend has it, is capable of changing the very course of destiny itself.
by Dustin db McKnight February 6, 2007
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looters

A new restuarant chain in New Orleans.
They used to be called Hooters, now they are renamed Looters. And anybody who did any looting in New Orleans will be qualified to work there.
by Ramtek December 28, 2005
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Lobter

Lobter is a remke from the viral meme Blue Lobster. It is a picture of the Blue Lobster but the picture appears to be cropped, widened, and has lower resolution. It also has the word "Lobter" written on the top of the image.

This image first appeared on Discord in 2022 posted by a user named Bolo. Bolo called this image "Lobter" most likely because he found the inspiration from the meme "Hampter" that was posted in 2019. Lobter, though, isn't a trending meme, so any images that may be found by Google Search may show something completely different from the description given. The original picture is on Bolo's laptop and cannot be uploaded onto Urban Dictionary.

Lobter's real name is Bobter, and Bolo sometimes referes to it as "Bobter the Lobter".
(I'm Bolo btw)
There is only one Lobter out there, and some have dubbed it as "Bobter".
by BoloNotHere November 7, 2022
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lottery

(n.) 1. A satanic device invented by the government to exhort billions of dollars from the populace. It might as well just be called another tax.
"After taxes, your two billion dollars of lottery money comes to...fifty-five cents. Have a nice day." "Noooooooo!!!!!!! I HATE CONGRESS!!!"
by Razukin December 1, 2002
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Lootering

The act of one longboarding behind a motorized scooter with a ski rope.
Hey Bro, lets go lootering.
by BU Boarder August 30, 2010
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Polish Lottery

A large payout or windfall that vests over too long of a period for it to be useful.
I won the polish lottery: one dollar an year for a million years!
by moonpolysoft October 19, 2009
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muffle lopper

one of the most insulting names you can call anyone!
omg! steve is such a muffle lopper!
by der gelbe bananen January 18, 2008
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