popular loner

lauren (pookie) walls

“pookie is such a popular loner today”
“oh i know shes always so popular yet so lonely”

by pookiethepopularloner October 27, 2021

Popular Loner

A person who appears to be popular because of their enormous ego, however doesn’t get invited to many functions and thinks they are the main character.

Andrew: I have so many friends, I’m actually the main character.
Jack: STFU bruh no one likes you, you’re a popular loner.

by CaptainJackDaddy October 2, 2023

Home-A-Loner

When two men break into your house at Christmas time and you just got an insane loner hand in the game of euchre.

Take that, Marv! While you burned your hand on that red-hot doorknob, I just won with a Home-A-Loner!

by QBaby247PoppinOffOnDeyAss December 1, 2022

Loners

Natali

You're such a freaking Natali you weirdo. Loners

by Alexander the 69th March 7, 2022

Loner streak

Someone who hates being alone doesn't have a loner/independent/freedom loving streak, it's either rejection by others that results in their being alone, or their peers aren't going to keep putting up with their bullshit (or both), depending on the person.

The girl wasnt really a rebellious, freedom loving, independent loner like she wanted people to think. People that actually knew her knew that she hated being alone and was needy of other people around her, though they were fine without her, but she wanted to fit in with her group like a chameleon/reptile by pretending to be fine without them around, so she assumed the freedom loving, independent, loner streak image (defense), since it had seemed believable enough when most people asked or investigated her true nature. In life, she actually had people who broke rules locked up or suspended, which was the opposite of rebellious, and was about as pro-authority/hierarchy as anybody could get. With the loner streak image, she could look like a friend to people on all sides to continue playing all sides.

by Solid Mantis May 17, 2020

funny loner

Ability to entertain and makes others laugh making fun of you being by your self but like everyone’s loveable popular dream girl

He makes me laugh when he makes fun of himself he’s a funny loner

by Whatever_so_over_it222 May 7, 2022

Loner Boner

Getting a boner when your alone with none of your friends around.

(In restaurant)

John: "I'm done. I'm gonna get to the car first. Your gonna come?)
Will: "Na. I'm gonna order another drink. You go first."
John: "Whatever. Go grow a loner boner"

by Buklau14 May 15, 2014