Loner Boner

Getting a boner when your alone with none of your friends around.

(In restaurant)

John: "I'm done. I'm gonna get to the car first. Your gonna come?)
Will: "Na. I'm gonna order another drink. You go first."
John: "Whatever. Go grow a loner boner"

by Buklau14 May 15, 2014

Loner

A person who no one likes most likely gay or has something wrong with them

Daniel is a loner

by AlcoWithNoFunds March 19, 2019

Loner

A lady boner. The equivalent of a hard on for a woman. Like an erect penis but as a vagina.

Oh baby, that hot, shirtless, sexy man is giving me a loner!!

by Mhmmmmmbaby October 3, 2019

loner boner

when you get a boner because ur lonely

“last night was so boring i got a loner boner.”

by 4:20tasa August 26, 2019

Jealous loner

Asshole who criticizes everyone else’s relationship just because they are alone and ugly inside and out.

Tony “mike let’s hang out tonight”
Mike “can’t going out with my girlfriend”

Tony “that’s weak”
Mike “you are just a jealous loner”

by Shan73094 November 11, 2017

loner

A woman who has a lady boner.

I was looking at Reid's beard and it gave me a loner.

by Bowshalf February 20, 2018

lonerness

The state of being a loner

After my only friend left me, I pushed to break out of my lonerness

by Johny_ February 25, 2018