lolitard

a person, people or thing interested in lolicon

Hey, you see that lolitard over there?... who? the guy interested in lolicon?..yeah....

by SirAnon November 26, 2009

Lolita

A sexual precocious young girl

she’s a high schooler wearing a short dress to bring attention from the older men in their 20s she’s acting like a Lolita

by ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ December 30, 2018

Lolita

1. prepubesent girl that is desired by older men(either intentional or not)
2. child pornography
3. creepy street style from japan that makes women look like little girls so some sickfucks will find them attractive.

NOTE: the term is developed from a novel by the same name

1. "Girls in middle school are becoming nasty lil Lolitas and stealing our men."
2. "oh snap I think he just got caught with some Lolita.
3. "If you're sexually attracted to Lolita girls, you're a total pedo."

by xxxLilli August 9, 2009

Lilbit

Name for a hoe

Lilbit: they call me lilbit because I wont do everything, but ill do a lilbit

by Lilbit November 4, 2015

r/lolitary

A group of pedophile enablers dedicated to watering down the meaning of the word pedophile by calling everyone who disagree with them pedophiles, so that when there's an actual pedophile case, people won't take it much seriously.

Person 1: I like flat chested girls
r/lolitary member: You're a pedophile
Person 2: I think you should get a job
r/lolitary member: You're a pedophile
Person 3: I like Belle Delphine
r/lolitary member: You're a pedophile
Person 4: I saw a pedophile
People watching from the side: That could mean anything now
r/lolitary member: You're a pedophile

by PomuHub April 23, 2022

Lolitus

A serious medical condition where a patient is caught in a state of perpetual or 'over-lolling'. In Lolitus, lol's have consumed the patients entire psyche, causing he or she to poop him/herself repeatedly until he/she dies. This is a VERY serious illness with no known cure. Symtoms include dry mouth, headache, sore throat, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, constipation, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, diarrhea, LOLOLOLOLOLOL, and LOLOLOLOL.

If you notice strange bolded LOLOLOLs replacing words on your screen, then you probably have Lolitus. If your friend seems to comment on your facebook with only 'lol', you're probably about to die. In this case, contact your doctor and tell him to give you a prostate exam. Its the only way to survive.

Guy 1's Facebook Status: Dude, i just at a BLT and i'm posting it on facebook
Guy 2: Lol
Guy 1: omg i think i have lolitus!
Guy 2: OMG you have lolitus? i feel so bad, becuase i was just writing a heartfelt comment about LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Guy 1: its getting worse! if i die, tell my mother i love her
Guy 2: NOOOO DONT DIE ON M-LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Guy 1: X_X
Guy 3: Hey i just ate a BLT too, what a coincidence :)

by Lolologist August 5, 2011

lolitta

an ugly person with a sassy rude and ugly personality.......the person loves romantic movies, chick flick movies, and most of all, The Kissing Booth. The person will kill you if you snitch on them. And, if you hurt their friends the person will have something to say about it. Sometimes they could be nice.

Lolitta is my best friend

by rudonl October 30, 2019