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Lolitics

Crap that political parties speil out that makes you laugh out loud. A combination of the worlds LOL and politics
Person one: "did you see the news? Gordon Brown is going to reduce infection rates by giving the NHS 5000 more matrons"

Person two "lolitics. Why not give them 5000 more cleaners?"
by Crazy Nurse January 4, 2009
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Lodi

a small town in northern california. in between stockton and galt. NOT the bayarea. known as the 209<3 lodi has lots of hot boys and really good shows. LOW-DIE.
"i live in lodi"
"damn your hecka lucky"
by scenieinwonderland April 12, 2008
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Lohit

Annoying Indian child. You just wanna beat his ass so badly, its not even funny.
LOHIT STOP TOUCHING THE MOUSE WHEN I LET GO OF IT EVERY 2.5 SECONDS YOU LITTLE INDIAN FUCK. Usually the son of a Pracunt. (see: Pracunt)
by PHILLY May 15, 2003
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Lolita

Lolita is an optimistic and sweet young girl. She is always on your side and even just her smile will brighten your day. Her happiness and how hiper she is will always give you more reasons to stay her friend.
"Wow Lolita is so HAPPY today."
by cupcakesandhappiness May 14, 2018
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r/lolitary

r/Lolitary is a subreddit full of teenagers who think that defending fictional drawings will help real children, not only that they also put CSAM survivors at the same table as lolis by calling lolicons pedophiles.

Their arguments does not hold any credible evidence done by psychologists, scientists or any professionals that states that fictional drawings can help someone transition from fictional drawings to REAL children.

r/lolitary bans anyone that provides concrete evidence that proves or counters some nonsense they spout.

r/lolitary normally brigades, raids and harasses users on the platform "reddit" that contains lewds of SHORT women and lolis which is understandable but sometimes they would flood subs with gore and horrendous shit they got from the dark web.

Their raids or brigades normally contains prison or fbi memes but they sometimes contains something graphic like gore or REAL CP/child porn but they rarely happen

Surprisingly r/lolitary is not yet banned even though they broke reddits Tos multiple times which are: brigading, harassment, threatening other users

"kys, kill yourself, jump of a bridge",
Raiding, encouraging suicide

"kill yourself followed by you should do it you faggot" and racial slurs

One of the moderators from r/lolitary switched sides to r/antilolitary.
Ever wonder why he/she/they did that?
Guy: I wonder why r/lolitary would spend most of their time gathering evidence of a minority on r/antilolitary, even though it doesn't help real children in any way.

Dude: probably because they can't differentiate fiction from reality.

Bro: seems like they are most likely neckbeards or teenagers that think they're heroes for brigading, harassing and threatening users and subreddits for liking fictional children or short women.
by YourAverageSmartAss April 12, 2022
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Lovitation

The act or blissful feeling of floating due to being in love, or having recently made love.
"Lovitation is dangerous. I lovitated into the ceiling fan last week after Kara and I rubbed bellies. My ass cheek looks like a manatee hit by powerboat."
by Mediocrites_the_Average September 15, 2009
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lolitimes

v. The act of fornicating with a young female, or lolita. Often and quite rightly associated with paedophilia.
Dude: I went out last night and had some lolitimes

Other Dude: You fucked a lolita?

Dude: ...yeah?

Other Dude: ...score!
by blurredline December 5, 2009
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