gashthrash

1. To vigorously copulate with a female.
2. To utilize a stab wound as though it were female genitalia.

A: Hello naked man. May I inquire as to why your penis possesses a coating of coagulated blood, vaginal drippings, and saliva?

B: Certainly. A moment ago I gashthrashed your mum.

A: Gashthrashed you say?

B: Perhaps a demonstration would clarify matters?

A: By all means; proceed.

B: *pulls out large hunting knife*

A: AaaaaaHURGLE!!! GUH....GUH!!! Hyuuurgh!!! Keh, keh, keh AHHHHEEEEEE-URGH!!! GoOoOorgle, HOLK!!! I am expiring! *fecal discharge and flatulence*

by Mediocrites_the_Average September 21, 2009

Lovitation

The act or blissful feeling of floating due to being in love, or having recently made love.

"Lovitation is dangerous. I lovitated into the ceiling fan last week after Kara and I rubbed bellies. My ass cheek looks like a manatee hit by powerboat."

by Mediocrites_the_Average September 15, 2009

pork piston

a WEENURR

this is my pork piston. it goes in your cumbustion chamber.

by Mediocrites_the_Average June 14, 2011

Cramroddery

A relationship between two or more men that outsiders theorize may transcend mere friendship.

A: "Huh. Bill and Ken sure are chummy."
B: "They even hang out together off the clock."
A: "I bet Bill wallers out Ken's fartbox."
B: "Yeah. They've got real cramroddery."

by Mediocrites_the_Average October 20, 2010