lizard skin

stig/juul/anything that has nicotine

Chad: WHY THE FUCK DO WE NOT HAVE ANY LIZARD SKIN?
Tad: YOU USED THEM ALL FUCKING RETARD

by ongekyume September 16, 2019

dope lizard

a dope head ( methhead) who looks like a lizard in the face and will do anything for a sack. and will continue to lose lots of weight and will tell everyone they're off the shit

omg did you see diane!!! she's such a dope lizard!!!

by sven cantu March 30, 2008

sock lizard

When a guy masturbates inside of a sock as to catch the semen.

I walked in on Jack the other day when he was giving himself a sock lizard.

by Tehanti January 23, 2009

lizard squire

A grotty slithering slurping bastard of human like species that smells like shit and grows mushrooms off their teeth

shut the fuck up you king masta lizard squire george washington mushroom harvesting bastard

by The Dudeeeeeeeeeee May 4, 2014

Lane lizard

Person that will drive in the passing lane the same speed or slower than the normal travel lane.

Sorry I'm late, I got stuck behind a lane lizard that refused to move over for faster traffic.

by Seymour Kooch September 9, 2015

Bearded Lizard

When giving a blowjob and having your tongue at the back of your throat, this then allows you to spit the contents with excessive force like a lizard or dragon.

Damn Madeleine can really do the Bearded Lizard, it went for metres

by Jollyjolliver September 11, 2016

lizard pussy

When a woman's vagina is colder than expected

Katrina had that lizard pussy. My balls froze together

by Jamjam817 April 24, 2018