public library

a place located somewhere in YOUR neighborhood where bums, punk kids and old people tend to hang out. They smell, rarely are clean, and are loaded with books. the stench is that of booze mixed with body oder toppled off with a touch of old rotting building. They tend to offer free services besides books such as wifi or computer access. This tends to attract more bums who constantly watch porno on the computers.

Guy1: yo you going to the public library?
guy2: Now WHY THE HELL WOULD I DO THAT?!?

by kramer, cozmo October 13, 2007

STD library

a chick who has fucked EVERYONE at your school, who more than likely has at LEAST one STD.

Annie is an STD library.

by you KNOW its true April 14, 2007

Stauffer Library

A library on the Queen's University campus. Home to much suffering, desperation and sometimes the homeless, it is open 24 hours during exam period. A great place to stay warm while waiting for a taxi or to avoid going home to an unfavourable roomate. It is affectionately known as "Club Stauff" by the student body.

"Hey man, let's go party at Club Stauff tonight."
"Monica, please save me a seat at Stauffer Library, I'm just going on a Tim Hortons run."

by Hobbsinator November 7, 2011

pubic library

A place of learning and research that does not employ a filthter on its internet-connection, allowing its patrons easy and unrestricted access to "juicy 'n' wet" websites.

I was unable to research the history of human contraceptives due to the "regular" library's overly-picky filthter system, so I hadda travel a good ways to find a pubic library just so that I could get the info I needed.

by QuacksO October 14, 2018

private library

A virtual room where you can study with your buddies, each doing their own tasks whilst beeing in a video conferrence call with the cameras on and microphones muted, so nobody gets distracted.

Hey Julia, wanna do a private library tomorrow and study together?

by Siksaw April 10, 2023

Gentleman’s Library

A dude’s collection of porn including videos, pictures and erotica used for masturbation.

I spent the entire day perusing the collections of the gentleman’s library and well.....my balls are aching and drained.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

malvern prep Library

A School that recently screwed its students by blocking the website www.proxy.lostactions.com

"The Malvern Prep Library is stupid now because they blocked some websites"

by JT SLOPPY JACKOS May 10, 2005