Joe many liberals

The number of liberals it takes to screw on a log by bulb and subsequently ??? there're gender™

A: Joe many liberals dose it take to djejdjehrecdhdejeeeeee ,,,,,,i am havingfg a stronk;;;;
B: mm yes yes, I agree. It is quite difficult to argue with your hypothesis.

by Samueliscool223 January 18, 2022

libsplain

The pompous and illogical explanation offered from a liberal on a topic for which they know nothing other than the rhetorical talking points spewed out by politicians. This tactic is often required when there is a shocking lack of logic and reasoning available to support your tactic. Usually libsplaining involves raised eyebrows, a head tilt, and a whiny voice.

Alyssa Milano chose to libsplain what democracy looks like when no one cared about what she had to say.

by rbrice October 25, 2020

liberal trap

A trap made for catching male liberals on Twitter, usually child predators, pedophiles and other sorts of degenerates. The contraption is made of a child doll resembling a loli.

"We caught another liberal yesterday with my enhanced liberal trap. I think I should patent it!"

by Montana Gatekeeper April 23, 2021

Libcel

Someone who gets extremely upset and pissy when engaging with any media or discourse that is not overtly liberal or leftist.

Incel behavior for lefties who sincerely believe that constantly prostrating oneself on the altar of progressiveness will help them win arguments with their families and friend groups at the cost of ever being interesting or compelling as a human being ever again.

I tried to show her Conan the Barbarian, but the smelly libcel couldn't stop whining about all the sexy women.

by Goldo Glittergold June 5, 2023

The Great Library of Alexandria

The greatest library of ancient culture built in Alexandria, Egypt some time around 145 B.C. It was burned down when the city was sieged and it is believed to have held near endless ancient knowledge. It has a sort of memetic reputation as many believe the "Burning of the Great Library of Alexandria" Set humanities technology and knowledge back several thousand years.

"Stupid people like you wouldn't exist if the library of Alexandria never burned down." -As an insult to intelligence
"You're the kind of person that would burn down the Great Library of Alexandria aren't you?"-As an insult to say someone is mean/selfish

by Oreo-Belt25 May 3, 2019

Libra

A Bad Bitch who will always be down for anything

I’m a Libra, now down to me
Libras have a nice ass

by Drew synagogues 🕍 July 23, 2019

library

An awesome place that is underrated in today's society.

Think about it - where else can you chill in an air-conditioned place, that's quiet, where you can read a cool mag or surf the net, where you can take a nap, check out movies, meet some friends for a game of chess or cards, read about whatever you like, get free bookmarks, talk to some fine librarians, walk around aimlessly, find out how glow-in-the-dark works..... and all for free!

Dude 1: "Man, it's hot and humid outside. There's nothing to do in here. Dang I'm bored."

Dude 2: "How about we go to the library?"

Dude 1: "Man that sounds boring."

Dude 2: "Seriously, just try it. I'll show you some cool stuff over there."

Dude 1: "OK... we'll see."

..............1 month later

Dude 1: "Hey man let's go to the library. Come on man get up."

Dude 2: "But we just came back from there 2 hours ago."

Dude 1: "Dude, that's a long time!"

by Adel7 September 23, 2007