economy leech

An individual who leaves one region to profit from the economic prosperity of another region. Generally, economy leeches have no marketable skills and and therefore contribute very little to the well being of their new environment. They arrive in droves and their presence usually results in a steep increase in rent prices. Economy leeches usually appear disoriented in traffic, and can be identified by their out-of-province license plates and their constant whining about social problems, which they themselves have caused.

In Alberta, economy leeches are sometimes called Buffalo Hunters, in reference to the 19th European settlers who raped and pillaged the bison population of the prairie provinces for their precious hides.

I was totally late to work today. I was driving behind some newfie economy leech who drove 20 under the limit because he didn't know where he was going.

by cokemidget January 15, 2008

Fleur de Lèche

The French Canadian name of the area between a man's scrotum and his anus. Known as "gooch" in English.

Quit poking my fleur de lèche. I'm trying to sleep!

by Omi-san September 22, 2005

leached

-adjective

When someone is intoxicated beyond any other discernible level of drunkenness.

I was buzzed by 8, tipsy by 8:30, then I skipped drunk, wasted, smashed, and throwed and went right to hammered. I was completely leached by midnight. I don't even remember drilling the hostess or driving to Lafayette. One more shot and I would've been dead.

by brentus maximus July 26, 2010

strawberry latch

girls version of a rusty hook;

swiping your finger down there in the pink and hooking it in a man's mouth

"damn girl did you strawberry latch that bitch?"
"hell yeah, i paid him back for that rusty hook

by tigra and bunny November 27, 2009

latchico

A Fellow that is bad and is inclined to get worse.
Someone who is in a state of decline and not getting better

That lad is a right latchico

by John. Henry April 20, 2006

Lechlade

The head of navigation of the River Thames, and about four miles from Fairford. A really cool place to grow up in, and learn how to drink beer. We had a motorcycle race circuit from Cox's Service Station where I used to work, down the High Street, around the bend by the church, right into Sherborne Street and back to Cox's. In the summer, we drank beer by the side of the River Thames. In the winter we drank beer or cider in the Swan Inn, and sometimes in the Red Lion. Incidently, the landlord of the Red Lion at the time was one Douggie Wainright, who later in life got shot dead by Michael Ryan in the Hungerford Massacre.

We went to Lechlade the other day to drink some beer. Ces puked up all over the Red Lion carpet while Raz poured his beer over the landlords shoes.

by Lingo September 11, 2006

Personality-Leech

Someone with absolutely no originality, who tries their hardest to mimic everything cool they see in you, seeking to be seen by others the way they see you.

Girl: "Who's that guy you brought to the party? He seems cool and interesting."

Guy: "He wants you to think that. He's just a personality-leech."

Girl: "How lame. Nevermind."

by coldgasmask408 October 11, 2012