LayCray

a Lazy and Crazy person.

How are you so fucked up and high on a Tuesday with no job,
you're ass is so LayCray, ese.
Credited to Mike Vermillion.
Regarding Gabriel Amos Harter

by Nikki Scarsdale December 28, 2013

laying logs

What your dog does when he starts walking hunched over & bow-legged, then does 2 and a half counter-clockwise rotations before he finally squats down and takes a shit.

When I let Fido out in the backyard this morning, he immediately began laying logs.

by mudder fawkker March 30, 2017

Laxciga

Short for Lax or Laxative, she's the prettiest waifu that anyone can have and she's too innocent for her own good. She's also rlly smart and has a pure heart. Her brother's rlly cancerous tho, sty away from him at all costs. She needs to watch porn one day to widen her horizons.

How does a dick look like?
Wow don't pull a Laxciga on me

My wife is so pretty!!!
Laxciga is better than ur wife bitch stfu

by Laxciga's waifu June 15, 2017

Layliana

A cute little girl she grows up to be 10ft! A big beautiful strong independent young lady who would do anything to make anyone happy!

Urin: Dude look! She is 10ft
Brandon: that's a layliana

by Uwuajaja November 17, 2019

lanciotti

That teacher you don’t fuck with

Don’t get on lanciottis bad side

by Tmvvv March 29, 2021

free-lancing

the act of not wearing any underwear as a human male. Your penis (lance) hangs free in your pants.

question: dude, you want to come over?
responce: yeah, i'm currently free-lancing at a big firm. Can we meet later today?

by roelfo June 29, 2015

Kinda layin' down

A physical state of relaxation when you are laying down and don't want to be bothered or get up for anyone or for any reason.

phone rings
John: Hello?

Rick: Hey John, my car broke down not too far from your house. Can you come pick me up? I'm stranded at a gas station and its freezing out!

John: Man, I'd love to. But I'm watching Kung Fu and kinda layin' down right now.

*Click* Hangs up phone

by Superood November 13, 2017