Skip to main content

lauser

A person of German decent who likes sexy mexican women, fast cars, and bass in your face. Usually is good looking, flat butt, and dimples. Usually farts terribly in public spaces, usually around coworkers/supervisors that suck.

Girl 1:. Oh my God Cindy, look at his butt, it's so small. It must be Lauser

Girl 2:. Oh it's Lauser!! I'd date him but he only likes the latinas with big butts. I wish I was a latina.

Friend 1:. Is that Lauser?
Friend 2:. Yup, my damn cups fell off the cupboard when he pulled up. He's got that bass in your face.

Annoying Supervisor:. You smell that.
Coworker:. Oh fack, that's smells terrible, it's like a skunk took a shit a day after it died.

Lauser: (quietly thinks, Toma Putos! Laughs in evil German)
Girl 1:. Oh my God Cindy, look at his butt, it's so small. It must be Lauser

Girl 2:. Oh it's Lauser!! I'd date him but he only likes the latinas with big butts. I wish I was a latina.

Friend 1:. Is that Lauser?
Friend 2:. Yup, my damn cups fell off the cupboard when he pulled up. He's got that bass in your face.

Annoying Supervisor:. You smell that.
Coworker:. Oh fack, that's smells terrible, it's like a skunk took a shit a day after it died.

Lauser: (quietly thinks, Toma Putos! Laughs in evil German)
by GTOohhhhhh February 14, 2022
mugGet the lauser mug.

lapisian

Inhabitant of the planet Lapis (Latin = stone), mentioned in the comic X-Hope The Lapisian.
They are Lapisians? Aliens!
by Micus Anderus April 21, 2022
mugGet the lapisian mug.
Related Words

Lapsnack

The male member in or out of the zipper
She leaned over in to my seat for lapsnack
by Jr Uing/VM August 13, 2022
mugGet the Lapsnack mug.

step-lapse

A type of memory loss that occurs after a few short steps are taken.
I had gotten up to grab something, but on my way, I encountered step-lapse.
by Mel-bell February 23, 2009
mugGet the step-lapse mug.

power laps

when driving ones vehicle around town in a predetermined route, typically up and back down the main roads threw ones town.
friend 1: hey buddy, what have you been up to?

Friend 2: not to much, just took a couple power laps threw town.
by 1soltan2 September 22, 2010
mugGet the power laps mug.

Time Lapse

a lap dance that seems to go by quickly but actually lasts for a large amount of time
I got a lap dance that seemed like a Time Lapse
by CleanPusPus69 May 1, 2017
mugGet the Time Lapse mug.

Fridge laps

Trying every alcoholic drink in the fridge at the bar until you either do a full lap or pass out
Me and drongo played fridge laps last week I got so shit faced I fucked a tranny
by Drink baileys out of a shoe March 19, 2019
mugGet the Fridge laps mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email