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Lake Geneva

Primarily a tourist town in Southeastern Wisconsin, facilitating many Chicago and Northern Illinois vacationers.
p1. "Hey Bob, what are you doing this weekend?"
p2. "Oh, Sally and I are taking the kids up to Lake Geneva."
P1. "I hear the traffic officers there are terrible in the summer."
p2. "You know what they say: 'Lake Geneva, come on vacation, leave on probation.'"
by Veronica Odden October 22, 2006
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Cypress Lake High School

An A+ arts school, located in Fort Myers, Florida, Cypress predominately contains Center kids, druggies, ghettos, and the kids who represent their ~sadness and pain with their black clothing and anime drawings. The minority includes rednecks, Beach kids, and the elite AP group.

Certain teachers at Cypress give off the impression that they never really stopped smoking weed and others like to have political debates with their classes. Cypress is infamous for it's "You know you go to CLHS if..." MySpace bullitens and it's thrice-monthly drug searches-which almost always round-up a few oblivious children.

Common characteristics for seniors enrolled at CLHS include getting obliterated almost every weekend and as a result, completing all of the previous Friday's assigned homework on Monday morning during the first few periods of the day, taking more road trips across the state of Florida than is probably necessary, slowly losing more and more sleep as the year goes on (especially pertaining to AP students), taking a fourth year of French just because Mrs. McCarthy is awesome, and becoming best friends with your guidance counselor.

Memorable days for CLHS include the Senior Parade of the class of '07, where pupils were found vomiting in classroom rubbish bins, jumping on teacher-owned vehicles, and running from the drug-search-cops with paper bags over their heads. Also, the '08 mock-election of Mrs. McGalliard's AP class that concluded in a successful ass-whooping of Barack Obama.

A high school career spent at Cypress Lake High School is never forgotten.
"What high school did you go to?"
"Cypress Lake High School"
"..."
"That's right."
by Ay bb March 13, 2009
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Dirty Pete's Lake

The anus. Commonly used in association with anal sex.
Two wine coolers, a couple of Xanax's, and Side 2 of "Anne Murray's Greatest Hits" later, Cynthia lubed up, bent over, and invited me to Dirty Pete's Lake.
by Hokeyboy January 13, 2007
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Lacerate

To cut or rip at something, with a sharp weapon or claws. For other ways to mutilate people, see fustigate.
"He looked at me funny, so I lacerated his intestines"
by John Q Moron May 5, 2004
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Salt Lake City, UT

Salt Lake City is the capitol and largest city in Utah. While famous as the headquarters of the LDS church, Salt Lake is only about 40% mormon.

Salt Lake is one of the few liberal/democratic areas in the predominantly republican state.

Salt Lake is close to the mountains, so the area has great recreation. Many residents ski, snowboard, hike, etc.

I really enjoyed living in Salt Lake. Its a beautiful city with great people. There is always something going on, like free concerts, or drum circles, or festivals. Plus, they have a really nice transportation system, so its easy to get around, even if you dont have a car.
I cant wait to move back to Salt Lake City, UT!
by Jess256 January 27, 2009
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Lake No Negro

"Lake No Negro" is a derisive nickname given to the city of Lake Oswego, Oregon by some Portland Metro residents. It refers to a suburb of Portland, Oregon, which (by assumption) has no black people. Not wholly true, but almost.
by Karl Faust December 6, 2010
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Lake

The most amazing guy you will ever meet. He can make you laugh and smile no matter what you are feeling. He will always be right there for you when ever you need him and will always have your back. He is a great friend to have. He is one of the most loyal, trustworthy and honest guy you will ever be acquainted with. He is funny sweet and caring. He's a lady's man but if you have the privilege to be his girl you will be his one and only and will treat you like royalty. He is a total cowboy, handsome as hell and an amazing person all around.
Wow, Lake is so awesome, why can't there be more guys like him.
by Bandbae May 22, 2014
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