lactates

a full sprint while swimming over large distances. Named for the build up of lactic acid in your muscles. Will, quote, "make your penis hurt"

"Screw Bove he made us swim 500 lactates"

by sean smith December 15, 2012

lactavist

a mom who believes she can breast feed anywhere in public

the lactavists all converged on target and started breast feeding in public

by jack rodwell April 10, 2012

Lactose Ignorant

To hate milk. Not to be confused with lactose intolerant.

Brian: You like milk right? It's only the greatest drink ever.
Will:No. I hate milk.
Brian: What are you lactose ignorant? That's a milk crime!

by btvu94 August 14, 2009

Lactarded

The bloated feeling you get from consuming too much of a dairy product, namely milk. Not necessarily restricted to the lactose intolerant (lactards).

Lactard lactose intolerant

"Man, that vanilla milkshake made me lactarded"
"I'm feeling so lactarded right now"

by Nerissa Stewart August 31, 2008

lactose intolerant

1. When a girl (or guy?) wont swallow or spit semem, but just backs off instead.
2. i.e. Intolerant to jizz

"She was lactose intolerant so it ended up getting all over his boxers.

by Hey Lee May 26, 2007

Lactate

a form of birth control

Lets have sex! Im on lactate

by Sam May 13, 2005

Lactatia

A school gym teacher that doesn't pay attention in study hall.

Uh oh lactatia is in the

by Adorable_Marias February 28, 2019