Dick Lunch

Performing the act of falatio as a substitute for the mid-day meal of lunch.
A: Would you like half of this sandwich?

B: No thanks pal, I had myself a dick lunch about an hour ago.

or: 'I could murder a KFC right now, but I'm trying to shed a few pounds - might go for a dick lunch instead.
by gobroncos May 31, 2011
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lunch brain

What happens when you've had so many carbs for lunch (or not) that you can no longer function properly.
I'm sorry I forgot (insert the stupid thing that you did that you are apologizing for here). I had lunch brain.
by Sue Bell September 25, 2008
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Baby Lunch

When you have your penis sucked so hard, that the sperm is sucked out before you orgasm.
"Dude, she baby lunched my penis, it was like getting blown by a shop vac"
by BABYLUNCH ALLSTAR May 15, 2010
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Force Lunch

When you do someone a favor and they insist on thanking you by taking you to lunch and completely disrupting your day.
"Thank you so much for lending me your pen."

"It was nothing, really."

"Let me take you to lunch to thank you properly."

"Seriously, it's not necessary."

"When is it convenient for you?"

"Never."

"Oh, come on. I'm sure you can make time."

"No means no! You're trying to force lunch me!"
by Little Walnut November 15, 2013
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Lunch Nazi

Someone (commonly in the group of people you usually go to lunch with) who dictates the time at which lunch is taken.
Steve is such a Lunch Nazi! He won't let us go to lunch until 11:30... What an ass!
by DR. CAUSE June 24, 2009
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Lunch Inspector

A term for the male reproductive organ (penis)
Open your legs sweet cheeks, you've got a meeting with the Lunch Inspector
by Horsing von Gam June 30, 2009
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School Lunch

Spending 25 minutes of your life each day eating undercooked food and trading things in your lunch
by Potato ops 3 December 29, 2017
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