Lion Diet

a diet in which you eat anything you want and then take a nap. A lion is not picky about what it eats. A lion eats what is wants and then takes a nice nap under a tree

Jill- Honey why are you eating so unhealthy lately?
Jack- Its because I am on the Lion Diet.
Jill- What does that mean?
Jack- I eat what i want, when I want it. Then ill take a nice nap.

by Vince Owen Wilson November 16, 2013

Lion Cold

When it is so cold out side, your penis shrinks to the state that only the head is visible. The head and the mane of pubic hair then resemble a lion instead if the usually anaconda you see.

How cold's the water Billy?
It's Lion Cold dad!

by thewiseguy97 January 19, 2014

Lion-Licker

Going down on a unshaven pussy with a large bush.

Being a true lion-licker, he went face to face with the beast.

by shulgsta April 27, 2019

Lion Kinging

When fingering a woman on her period, taking your finger out and smearing her own blood on her forehead; then picking her up and telling her everywhere the light touches is her kingdom.

The lion kinging after foreplay gave her a feeling of royalty.

“How did the date go last night? Did he make you feel like a princess?”
“No... he turned me into a king...
Lion kinging”

“My coworker noticed my hickey, but I noticed her forehead after a night of lion kinging”

by Tigerqueen69 April 5, 2021

Lion-tail

The hairstyle where a bald dude grows out his side hair and wears it in a ponytail. The hairstyle resembles the tail of a lion where it is furry a d dark towards the tip of the tail but appears bald throughout the rest of the tail.

I went to a Jimmy Buffet concert with my dad and saw more lion-tails than I could count.

by Analyst-gone-Architect May 24, 2021

Lion’s Nest

Where stupid assholes believe a lion lives. Not to be confused with a bird’s den.

If you miss your tee shot, your ball will end up in some sort of a lion’s nest.

by CS53 June 5, 2021

lion tamarin

An orange monkee, who is very smart and loves coconuts and bananas. She is usually kind and likes games. However she is most pointless living thing.

After going to the store, the lion tamarin paid her taxes.

by Epicgamer738 September 29, 2021