last day on earth

The happiest day of my life

Me:hey jim its the last day on earth!
Jim:OMG WHAT DO WE DO
Me:dude relax it will all be over soon
Jim:NO IM OUTAA HERE
(jim leaves)
Me:hes gone i can f**k his wife

by Lord of cats June 2, 2018

Last base

You've transcended dimensions, and have fucked everything in existence, but now the fine challenge awaits you. To transcend the final base you most masturbate.

Dude:"I Have transcended human understanding and have made it to last base"
Dude:"Why are you still doing this"

by Yuri Kamakura June 15, 2018

Last Inch

Do not use this lightly. After giving a chick the last inch while dicking her down she will follow you around whether you want to or not. The last inch is a metaphorical extension of your cock not a literal one she will feel it in her soul.

"Why's Gina been following Todd around all day?"
"I'll bet Todd gave her the last inch last night."

by the shamurai council August 25, 2018

Last Meal Request

A man's last meal request on death row is pussy.

LAST MEAL REQUEST

Prison Guard: Hey, what do you want for your last meal before you die?
Prisoner: Hmm? Pussy
Prisoner Guard: Got it
*Government abducts sexiest bitch with a fat ass*
Prisoner Guard: Here's your meal you requested.

*Prisoner Guard hands over bitch with fat ass*
Prisoner: Thanks, man.

*Prisoner slurps the shit out of the bitch's pussy as she screams like never before*

by JohnnnDoeee August 3, 2019

Last page of definitions

Refers to that last page of entries that receive lots of dislikes and will appear on the last page of a popular word here on Urban Dictionary. Usually this last page of definitions will be one of these:

a) An honest testimonial on the page of a name, e.g. Blake is mean and a bully
b) A non-PC entry done after, say, 2017
c) Anything supportive of the Second Amendment or Donald Trump

Also, finally, just really retarded definitions and gay inside jokes we didn't ask for.

The four of these things all come together to make the final page of definitions.

Nick: Oh shit, what's that? Looks horrible!
Will: Dear God, we've stumbled onto the last page of definitions.

by thecrazycatten May 14, 2020

Last responders

The professionals who are the last people that provide care to a deceased individual. This group of people includes morticians, coroners, forensic investigators, religious professionals, cemetery workers, and thanatologists. Last responders are usually responsible for determining how someone died, giving the individual their last rights, setting up and performing the individual’s funeral, burial and or cremation, and providing care to the individual’s grave stone, assuming they were buried in a public cemetery, in the event individual’s family is deceased and or unable to do so.

The last responders determined that Nevil died from a drug overdose.

by Vanguard 1998 September 22, 2021

Last Exam Syndrome

Last Exam Syndrome is when a person has low to no interest in studying for the last exam because of the anticipation and excitement for the upcoming holidays after the exams.

Guy: Don't know why, but I don't feel like studying for the last exam. I think I have a Last Exam Syndrome.

by pop_kalacharam June 22, 2022