The worst f-ing sport in the world. In USA its is a real 'hardcore' guy sport but in good ol' England it's just a lesbian private school girls sport. You have to plau it in the mud and the cold with lezbo games teachers staring at your ass.
Lacrosse wierdo: How about spending our lunch break playiong lacrosse!!! Wild!
Me: Get a life you freak.
Me: Get a life you freak.
by Nikki July 24, 2006
Get the lacrosse mug.Lacrosse is a sport that was played by the Native Americans Indians. The point of the game is to have your team score a small hard rubber ball into the goal while using a lacrosse stick. You also have to pass, throw, and catch obviously cuz it's a team sport.. This game is so awesome and it has a lot of running to it. Also there is womens lacrosse and mens lacrosse. Its not just for men since nobody hardly mentions womens.Some rules are different for mens and womens..the sticks are different also. People usually call lacrosse "Lax". Its pretty simple... This first part is La.. and the second part is an x which stands for crosse.. You can see the lines are crossing in a "x"..Get it??
Team Lacrosse Player: Hey, wanna go practice lacrosse with me, before the game?
Me: Sure, I will go get my stick.
Me: Sure, I will go get my stick.
by Lax Girl All Day XD October 7, 2011
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Lacrosse:
a sport that requires hand-eye coordination. It is extremely hard and only for the most talented. Some people may think its as easy as a ball in a stick, but it is much more complex. You need to be able to run, need to be able to take a beating and must be strong. You also need to be able to handle what the ref says whether he is wrong or right.
Some of the most hardest positions in lacrosse are:
All
The goalie is undermined because people think it is as easy as catching a ball. WRONG. Goalies must be able to yes, catch a ball but also see where the ball is going and follow it, and be able to swallow tears when the ball hits their bare skin. Midfield is also very hard too, because middys run up and down, and all over the field. Defense too, you need to be big, and loud and scream and stay on your girl and continue to guard her.
If you want to play lacrosse, you would need to be ready to be awake at 4 in the morning for a 6:00 tournament. YES TOURNAMENT.
The practices are the least fun in all of lacrosse but pays off the most. Lacrosse is the best sport ever.
a sport that requires hand-eye coordination. It is extremely hard and only for the most talented. Some people may think its as easy as a ball in a stick, but it is much more complex. You need to be able to run, need to be able to take a beating and must be strong. You also need to be able to handle what the ref says whether he is wrong or right.
Some of the most hardest positions in lacrosse are:
All
The goalie is undermined because people think it is as easy as catching a ball. WRONG. Goalies must be able to yes, catch a ball but also see where the ball is going and follow it, and be able to swallow tears when the ball hits their bare skin. Midfield is also very hard too, because middys run up and down, and all over the field. Defense too, you need to be big, and loud and scream and stay on your girl and continue to guard her.
If you want to play lacrosse, you would need to be ready to be awake at 4 in the morning for a 6:00 tournament. YES TOURNAMENT.
The practices are the least fun in all of lacrosse but pays off the most. Lacrosse is the best sport ever.
by RandomPersonlol123 May 22, 2014
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Get the lacrosse mug.Joe plays lacrosse, so his woman shuttles in sandwiches and gives him blow jobs while he plays call of duty.
by laxrgohome111 March 13, 2011
Get the lacrosse mug.A game originally invented by Native Americans. Involves a "ball", cradled in the "head" of a long, hard, "shaft." Originally intended to demonstrate strength and agility as well as serve as a source of pride to the better team. In recent years, it has become popular, and, contrary to the original intent, has been the patron sport of rapists (Duke) preppies, pussies, and testosterone junkies alike.
laX player: Let's have a party after the lacrosse game and sodomise a single mother trying to support her family by stripping.
normal non-sex ofender: Nah, I don't need to prove I'm not gay. I don't play lacrosse.
normal non-sex ofender: Nah, I don't need to prove I'm not gay. I don't play lacrosse.
by SitreadyRow March 27, 2009
Get the Lacrosse mug.One of the oldest and most physical sports around. Warning if you can't take a hit and has no balls this is not the sport for you baseball is the sport for you because baseball is a sport created for pussies that can't get hit because if they do there gonna cry and call for there mommies. That's not what lacrosse players do when they get hit multiple times. Lacrosse is a sport that you have work your ass off to get better were baseball you just have to throw, catch, and just swing at the right time explains how a lot of baseball players are fat as fuck. Plus lacrosse player are probably some of the most smartest athletes there are. Most baseball go to straight to the minors or drops out of college. This also explains why a lot of baseball players are drug addicts. This explains how lacrosse is better and the lacrosse players that play in the pros might not get as much money. But the pro guys don't play for the money they play for the love of the game. That's what makes lacrosse special. For all you baseball players that thinks lacrosse is gay go suck a dick.
I play baseball and I like to suck dicks and not get my ass kicked.
I play lacrosse and I play one of the most manliest sports alive I don't play any pussie sports like baseball I think they need to grow a pair.
I play lacrosse and I play one of the most manliest sports alive I don't play any pussie sports like baseball I think they need to grow a pair.
by Proper_Matt15 July 27, 2015
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