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Idaho Lasso

When a man is ejaculating on a woman, he flings his male appendage, right as he is “busting” he than sends his semen into a flying loop in the air. Both ends must connect to form this loop and land on the woman, this mastery of ejaculation art holds much power, some say the result of successfully completing the “Idaho Lasso” elevates testosterone to enormous levels and adds approximately 3 inches of circumference to Each ball in the males ballsack. Rumors have it that once you complete this amazing feat of talent and practice, that you might not ever be able to bust a normal goddamn creamy nut again. Once you busts gut-wrenching “Idaho Lasso” you may never be able to stop turning objects, and women into Lasso practicing ranges. Remember, with great power comes great responsibility, treat this power with respect and pursue it with great agility.

Have a good day roping, some heffers pals!
Dude i was about to cum, so I flung my dick at her face and I gave her an Idaho Lasso!
by Ese-boof-cowboy October 17, 2018
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Reverse Ted Lasso

When you subject your partner to extremely degrading and disrespectful dirty talk while wearing a fake mustache.
She has daddy issues and can only get off if he does a reverse Ted Lasso.
by Bane Lowmax September 21, 2021
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lassie

Verb: When a pet uses body language and/or sounds such as barking or meowing, in order to get a human to follow, as the dog Lassie in the famous former T.V. series.
"My dog always wants to lassie me over to his food dish." "My cat lassied me to go out and see the bird she caught." "That darn animal is always lassieing me!" "Enough with the lassie-ing!"
by huntkitten January 22, 2009
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Lasse Berghagen

Very popular swedish rockstar. His biggest hits are "Teddybjörnen Fredriksson" and "Stockholm i mitt hjärta".

Lasse has achieved an almost godlike status in many swedes' hearts, especially after his successful career as an MC in one of sweden's most popular blockbuster tv-shows. Even though his spirit has faded for the last few years, we swedes will never forget what he did to our hearts, souls and bodies.

Some legends will never die...
Dude, ur awesome. U must be Lasse Berghagen in disguise!?
by Mormor Marianne January 5, 2005
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Lacasse

Medieval French for "the Bar Fighter"
"He fights in bars alot"
"typical Lacasse"
by Raoden February 20, 2010
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Lagasse

A boy that you've been through everything with. They know you in and out. They can tell when something is wrong, and they can usually help you feel better. They're attractive. They're hysterically funny and have the best sense of humor. They're smarter than the average bear in some areas. A boy you love unconditionally.
Did you see that Lagasse? I love Lagasses.
by ThatsThatShitIDontLike August 8, 2012
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Northern Lassy

A homemaker or career woman. A nothern lassy can be independant and sucessful in her chosen field but will however always revert back to her instilled morals and beliefs that all people need fattening up, and no one crosses their children
Haway in hinny....I've put the kettle on and just been shopping...i've always got time for me fellow nothern lassy's

nee one crosses me or mine...you'll soon learn that about northern lassy's

Lets ditch the rest of them and find ourself a Northern Lassy to settle with
by Pips M September 2, 2006
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