Kristian

He is the man of your dreams! His body is so beautiful and his dick is soooooo big! He is funny and crazy but he is also cute lovely! He is only yours! Girls keep an eye on your Kristian and kill all girls who look at him! Never let him go! He is your future!

i love you Kristian

by weloveyou333 January 2, 2017

Hao kristian

The act of soiling and / or freezing your underpants , sheerly for comedic relief.

"The party was dying so I Hao Kristianed and we laughed about it for generations to come "

-ghandi probably

by Notstek69 July 31, 2023

Kristian

Common name for SHORT people that either do drugs or shoot kittens for fun. Beware because they will go after your sister, if you have one and if you don't, they will make you one with their smol pp. Anyway a really fun guy that will call his BIG friends to fuck you up if you call him names.

"hey look at that little fat guy"
"Shut up! He's Kristian"

by PetroFun November 25, 2021

Kristian Martin

Hoe ass nigga he a bitch

Aye yo that’s a Kristian Martin ass nigga

by LECxKingJay October 6, 2020

Kristian miller

A roughly 6ft 2 man with a weird fringe and likes football usually seen sniffing toilet seats

"Kristian miller" is a weird footballer.

by Jjpp999 June 10, 2022