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Krispy Kreme

A cream pie that has been left to crust overnight. No cleanup. Straight to bed.
ā€œJohnny Krispy Kremed me last night, I think I’m pregnant.ā€
Krispy Kreme by Thekrispykremer April 19, 2026

fell in the krispy 

When a once hot girl gets fat. Possibly from eating too many donuts.
Juan: You remember that hot girl from high school?

Bigman: Yea

Juan: Well, she isn't anymore. She fell in the krispy

Rice Krispy Treat 

When you're taking a crap and the turd makes a crackling sound as it exits your bunghole.
I dropped a Rice Krispy Treat in the thundermug this morning.It sounded like the turd was bubblewrapped.

Ja Krispy 

One whom walks on fire with no firewalking ability. Usually under the influence of alcohol or other substances.
Why is Jordan on crutches?

He was camping this weekend, got drunk and now he's Ja Krispy.

Group Krispy 

When eight males have sex with one female and then decide to finish up by ejaculating into a bowl of Fruity Pebbles cereal. This is then followed by the aforementioned female consuming the bowl of male ejaculation and Fruity Pebbles.
Did you hear about Marla and her Group Krispy?

Lispy Krispy 

A British name linking to people who look like Wilbur Soot, think they're funny, act hard and most importantly, have a lisp

The species has also had a small off-breed known as "Lispy Simps" who are known for idolising and worshipping people with the Krispy crest
Person 1: "Hey man, how do you describe yourself?"
Person 2: "Sexy legend and Wilbur Soot wannabe."
Person 1: "Oh, you must be Lispy Krispy"
Lispy Krispy by Connwear October 14, 2020