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Shit Kittens

The state of being so angry that the colon will actually manifest and expell cute little kittens from the rectum. Usually used to describe someone's presumed reaction to an event or occurance.
"Man, the boss is going to shit kittens when he reads this report."

"Dude, your wife is going to shit kittens when she finds out you forgot about your aniversary!"

"My girlfriend shit kittens when I told her I thought she looked fat in those jeans."
by Silenthunder December 29, 2009
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Kitten

A baby cat. When newborn, it has its eyes closed until the 10th day. Like humans, they can't walk at first. Later in the kitten stage, they'll need to loose they're teeth. That's when they bite alot. And you'll see little fangs around the house. Kittens can be one extreme to the other. They can be spastic to loving! And to the complement, they are small and adorable!
My kitten curled up in my lap.
by Kitten Lover August 3, 2009
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kalel kitten

A shady "youtuber" known for constantly switching personas to the extreme and lying to her audience. Was a vegan for a bit and said she would rather eat her pet cat than eat a cow. Has since given up veganism and is now on to promoting laxative teas to her young audience. Has a weird obsession with being Asian and fake tans often saying claiming it's her Native American blood, even though a DNA test proved she's 99.9% white.
Person 1: "Oh my god, can you believe Kalel Kitten changed her persona again?"

Person 2: "Dude, remember the frilly + fancy stage?"
Person 1: "Lol, remember when she stood up for Sam Pepper when he made a video sexually harassing women, and said if a stranger pinched her ass in public she would laugh?"
by oxforddictionarybitch September 30, 2019
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sex kitten

Usually a young, sweet, cute looking girl, but who ooze's sex appeal and who is most probably a lot less innocent than they look. They are usually very flirty and playful.

Hard to resist!
That girl off that show 'doctors'! You'd know if your saw her!
by Banj December 20, 2004
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Kitten button

Kitten button, the viewable part of a vagina from behind.
Her skirt was so short that when she bent over I could see her kitten button.
by Lizbeinist November 26, 2017
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Kitening

Benjamin Franklin engaged in the first known instance of intentional kitening.
by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 24, 2018
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kitten huffing

From the Uncyclopedia:

Kitten huffing is a controversial practice that has recently been growing as a popular and healthy alternative to street drugs. Despite a long history in Western culture, the practice remains largely taboo. Excessive huffing has been known to produce undesirable side effects, including addiction, damaged sinuses, corrupted brains, which may lead to someone thinking they're something they aren't, and, in some cases, death. It is a general rule of thumb that anyone who huffs more then 3 kittens a day is an addict. Veteran huffers often caution against huffing more than a couple kittens per day as overdosing can be very unpleasant and quite dangerous.
Jimmy spent all night last night kitten huffing... he doesn't have eyes any more.
by rebornintheglory December 24, 2008
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