Kills!

when you are making a joke not funny anymore like when everyone is laughing and having a good time and someone out of nowhere just gets naked, they say kills.
OH KILLS.

man: hey hows it going
dude: fine how are you?
man:nice weather today is it?
dude: ummmm i like the ground
man: OH Kills!

by ScabsInMyUterus October 18, 2008

killing

the subject of 95% of all metal songs. the other 5% are about satan

*insert rambling about killing and satan here*

by Adrian December 28, 2005

KILLED IT

When some stank ass takes a huge dump and the bathroom stinks to high hell.

Dude I just walked by the bathroom. WHO KILLED IT??

by wtflilb December 21, 2007

Killed

An expression used when one has been smoking marajuana and is in the state before tweaking, and after toasty. Commonly used when a person's want to express that they can't smoke any more than they already have. When expressed the person is usually experiencing cotton mouth from a sensation known as "the munchies", and is experiencing an extreme urge to smile making them look similar to a person of Asian decent. After this statement is uttered a person is most likely to be found either eating, zoning out, sleeping, laughing uncontollably, watching television, or saying wierd shit.

Dude I can't take another hit, I'm killed.

or

I was so killed last night that I ate two Chicken Cheese Steaks and fries while watching Donnie Darko.

or

"Alright I admit it Sarah, I'm killed! K-I-L-L-E-D!"

by Gregory Hathaway January 2, 2008

kill

Causing another person to look like a tool by yelling their name loudly in a public place and then hiding. May be repeated multiple times for maximum effect.

"That was an excellent kill Chris, Tom had no idea what was going on."

by asketchykid February 18, 2007

kill it

1. To masturbate, jack off, stroke it, usually used in context to not let the opposite sex know what you mean.
(kill)
2. To fantasize about someone while masturbating.

1. "After that I went home and killed it"
2. "I killed Susie last night, and Betty too."

by beatbums October 21, 2003

Kill it, kill it with fire

When something is so ugly it just has to die.

Did you hear about the chupacabra sighting, i heard they were said, "Kill it, kill it with fire, it's so ugly"

by wasbub98 June 14, 2011