kilo gaffer

a huge line of cocaine

"I always rip a kilo gaffer before I bang a hooker"

by shonuf January 28, 2008

kildow

The ancient chinese art of paper making,
mush be done on the chinese sabbath, tuesday.

"dude i totally went to this kildow class when i was in china!" -Guy

by LaurizzleKizzzle April 24, 2008

kilo notch

The extra hole you add to a belt, to make it go tighter.

"He has lost so much weight, he had to add a kilo notch to his belt! "

by jeanettebabe1117 March 9, 2016

kilomegamilligrams

1 ton

270 kilomegamilligrams is a lot.

by Eirhead April 13, 2017

Kilgallon

A Kilgallon is a pre-metric measure of liquid (typically beer) which is equivalent to approximately 4000 quarts.

Fark my head is throbbing today. Must have drunk a Kilgallon of Dutch style Pilsner last night

by Jakarta Gentleman December 11, 2017

KiloMorton

Measure of salt of an individual, per 1000 Units of Salt (Morton).
See Also Morton, MegaMorton, GigaMorton

After losing at CS:GO he was exceeding 1.21 Kilomortons.

by NightWolf August 26, 2018

kilofism

a religion where we worship the one the only kilof and his followers are called kilofeds

guy 1:yo i just became a kilofed
guy 2: really man i heard they get the big booty in kilofism

by kilof December 10, 2018