Measure of salt of an individual, per 1,000,000,000 Units of Salt (Morton). At these levels the body is completely salt.
See Also Mortons, KiloMorton, MegaMorton
See Also Mortons, KiloMorton, MegaMorton
He got kicked off his team after breaking his RGB keyboard over some sort of Battle Royale, these levels measure in the GigaMortons!
by NightWolf August 26, 2018
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Often referred to as Gilly.
Village chant: C'mon you gillies
Often referred to as Gilly.
Village chant: C'mon you gillies
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If you're a musician, when you wake up the following morning with aches and pains attributed to the gig the night before.
"Jeez - I need to find some drugs to tackle this early morning sore back - it's the gigamortis again....."
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