gigamorton 

Measure of salt of an individual, per 1,000,000,000 Units of Salt (Morton). At these levels the body is completely salt.
See Also Mortons, KiloMorton, MegaMorton

He got kicked off his team after breaking his RGB keyboard over some sort of Battle Royale, these levels measure in the GigaMortons!

gigamorton by NightWolf August 26, 2018

Gilmorton 

Gilmorton is a sleepy village in the middle of nowhere. Gilmorton is home to the worst football club in Leicestershire. Now home to 4 new fucking giant wind turbines it will become a world renowned shit hole and get taken over by weed smokers and piss heads from the nearby Lutterworth.

Often referred to as Gilly.

Village chant: C'mon you gillies

You going Gilmorton ?

Nah man what a shit whole, rather just play COD.......

Gilmorton by Fuckthisvillage April 29, 2011

Gigamortis 

If you're a musician, when you wake up the following morning with aches and pains attributed to the gig the night before.

"Jeez - I need to find some drugs to tackle this early morning sore back - it's the gigamortis again....."

Gigamortis by Keefman December 14, 2014

giamportone 

A big, big boy

That boy who ate the ginormous, greasy hamburger is a Giamportone, no doubt

giamportone by cooper mccoy January 12, 2020