Keyser

He is an amazing guy that gives you the giggles when he smiles at you. He is the type of guy any girl would want to have and love with all there heart! No other guy is like him!

Girl 1: Omg it’s keyser

Boy 1: he is so cool
Girl 2: he is so handsome!!

by Little cute doggo March 31, 2019

Keyser

An extremely compassionate but depressed af person with strange secrets. Very loyal.

Hey Keyser, You Want To Hang Out?
Nah, I'm too depressed

by Fatty Daddy Apple March 2, 2020

Keister Logan Richardson IV

Is a rare 4 way hybrid of god ,a gay man ,a simp, and mike trout

Y’all see that keister Logan Richardson IV take Bridget to town.

by Big esko April 29, 2020

Keister Feaster

Someone who constantly fantasizes about giving and receiving oral to anal stimulation.

Given that your girlfriend always talks about eating ass, I bet she's a real Keister Feaster.

by Satan's Sphinxter October 18, 2020

Keyser Soze

Keyser Soze.

Keyser Soze was a grief stricken Hungarian man who was forced to kill his family to save them from horror and pain.

by catzhaan October 18, 2020

Keister Bandit

During anal intercourse, the participant who gives rather than receives. Not a great name for your fantasy football team.

Don't drop the soap, because David is quite the keister bandit.

by Walter Babcock August 8, 2021

Keyser Coffee Filter

Similar to other sex acts known as coffee filter but with a dramatic twist reusing the undies for an actual coffee filter

Charl: I was giving Davit a real coffee filter with the Taco Bell I had eaten and stained up my tighty whities good. After our sexual frenzy was over I washed out the tighty whities and since they were already stained I used them to filter my coffee grounds in the percolator because I had run out of paper ones.
Winks: sounds like you invented the Keyser Coffee Filter. A nice mix of poo and dark roast caffeine!

by Esterlino Dorado February 18, 2022