Full kermit 

When you laugh so hard you start shaking like Kermit the Frog

Bryan laughed so hard he went Full Kermit

Full kermit by Ric Spade November 12, 2020

Frosty Kermit 

When you fart into an unfrozen Icecube tray leaving the water to freeze trapping the fart bubbles inside the ice cubes once frozen.

Hey what are you doing in the freezer,
A frosty Kermit darling... what else

Frosty Kermit by Kermit.P.frostinghouser January 12, 2022

Dirty Kermit 

The act of having sex with a women in her tracheotomy hole. In this context, the tracheotomy was due to long term smoking, hence the frog (deep raspy voice) like moans that come from the act.

"Dude, you Sherri down the street? I totally gave her the dirty kermit last night."

Dirty Kermit by anoni-moose June 23, 2007

Go Kermit Sewerslide 

Tell your boi to go Kermit sewerslide and they'll jump out of a window

one peaceful day on Roblox

Rich Spoiled Kid: Lol U Gay
Bacon Head: Go Kermit Sewerslide

Go Kermit Sewerslide by HeysStuff October 9, 2018

Soggy Kermit 

The act of feeding your stepsister mass amount of Taco Bell and then proceeding to shove your fist up her ass as you would a puppet, then grab a fistful of fiery, watery, Taco Bell shit and whisper in her ear in a Kermit voice saying, “gee the swamp sure is nice”

I was at this party last night and gave her a soggy Kermit.

Soggy Kermit by DirtyGoblinReceiver69 December 15, 2019

Jazzy and kermit

The trashiest couple they not a W couple like quaneily and faithy they are worst than quafqithy. They suck they dont even tell their friends there together. They did eat that they thought they rlly ate but they didnt

Person: omg did u hear jazzy and kermit are dating
Alaya and Phoenix: no they didnt even tell us😱

Jazzy and kermit by Jaquaveontaveous November 23, 2021

i want to kermit sewer slide 

a way to say you or someone you know you are almost ready to leave or a nonchalant way of saying kill me before I fuckin do it

friend: I want to Kermit sewer slide
me: I have a couple of weeks to save em

i want to kermit sewer slide by me just me i have no other cho April 21, 2019