Kaló

A delicious hemp infused beverage that tastes great and makes you feel good. Not to be confused with CBD seltzers that taste like bad breath.

Have you tried Kaló? Man, that's good.

by bevgod December 27, 2021

kalopsia

believing that everything that you do not have is better than what you do have

that emo kid was crying because he was overcome with kalopsia

by Stephanie May 6, 2004

Kalok

A very ugly person who likes to cook. He is the Asian Gordon Ramsey and can cook rice to perfection. If you run into a Kalok marry him right away. You won't be starving every again. Jealousy is not even a point since no girls will stand his uglyness.

No money to eat out? Ask e Kalok to come over and cook.

by Curry noodles with kfc August 12, 2020

Kalgo

li0n is still better

by unknown March 19, 2003

Kaligreen

Kali is a dangerous Hoodman in Toronto. He gets bare bitches. Kali is like bizzloc and NBA young boy but he fucked them both by using his Glock. He will stain you so hard that you become irrelevant. Also he has clout.

You: yo Kaligreen, your mom's pokes stank
Kali:*pulls out his Glock
You: don't kill me, I'm from Brampton

by Wingling January 21, 2019

kalolaine

Big Black Girl, Dumb, Funny, Stupid, No common sense, she is tall, looks older than her real age, pretty cool, really curly hair, big booty, muscly!

Bro look at that kalolaine!

by broletmedropthattasha July 24, 2011

klog

A bac(k log) of we(b log) entries that have not yet uploaded onto the interweb, possibly due to a complete loss of internet access caused by a malfunctioning firewall, or being deep in the jungle.

"I haven't been able to get on the web for days, I've got a klog to upload!"

by drgibson August 10, 2008