by CrystalClearSight June 16, 2021
Get the kade humpty-dump truckmug. A guy that plays way too much rocket league and overwatch. Man has a tiny dick but likes to pull it out for any guy walking across the street. He loves cheese dip but only homemade (Must use giant block). He has two kittens who will absolutely tear up his apartment. An absolute menace as soccer. Oh and He's a dickhead. An absolute timebomb. Tick tock tick tock
Kade randomly pulls his cock out for the guy walking down the road.
That guy has to be named Kade, he plays way too many video games
That guy has to be named Kade, he plays way too many video games
by beep beep bop beep June 12, 2023
Get the Kademug. kade is a very attractive guy, and typically will turn you on with just his voice. he has a raspy tone, and loves flirting with his girl friends; and or boy friends! he loves his girl more than anybody and thinks about fucking her daily. kade is such a dummy but so hot at the same time! 😂
person 1: “kades so dreamy..”
person 2: “back off, kades mine.”
person 1: “hes so attractive though!”
person 2: “back off, kades mine.”
person 1: “hes so attractive though!”
by cinister January 30, 2022
Get the kademug. by Canit vinta January 6, 2020
Get the KADEmug.