Klingon Fucker

Someone Who Likes To Fuck Klingons In The Face

Random Person : Oh Em Geeee Did You Hear About Ruby??

Random Person #2 : Yeaaahh!!! Shes Like The Cheapest Klingon Fucker In The Universe

by whatthefuck?? May 30, 2009

klingons

if you gots a hairy asshole when you wipe it after a nice big greasy shit there is some shit left behind clinging to the hair hence the name klingons

fuck i gots ta wash my ass i gots like 3 days worth of klingons circling my brownstar

by big_smoke October 7, 2005

klingon

A person who chronically shows up at parties, and always mooches other people's booze or drugs. See mooch

Also applies to friends of club promoters.

That party sucked 'cause there were too many klingons there.

by Robert MacKenzie September 20, 2005

klingkit

someone who hooks up with a lot of men at the same time

"oh that girl is such a klingkit"

by steelerchick99 June 28, 2007

Klingonclit

overly big Clitoris

My God She has a Klingonclit!

by St.Louis_rocker1 March 12, 2011

kleinhenz

HUGE GIANT DICK

Aden kleinhenz

by Kleinhenz February 12, 2019

Klintypoo

So H A W T
Pv$$y pleaser 100%
BDE
handsome
Really cute
PHAT Ç0ČĶ
Riley's baby daddy

Girl: wow klintypoo I so cute
Riley: I'm having his baby

Girl: dang it :(
Riley: and only I can call him that

by TheOnlyImportantRiley January 23, 2022