Juan Doe

An unknown Mexican, usually in reference to a deceased person or an unidentified suspect of Mexican heritage.

They're looking for a Juan Doe in connection with the bank robbery.

They found a Juan Doe floating face down in the river.

by JJ Kracker August 28, 2012

Juan

Juan is one of Kind who has a skill and also very charming at the same time. He has very sexy voice which you wanna hear the first when you wake up and for the last thing of your day. He is very kind in public like no one would ever know he goes fucking rough on a bed.

-how do you pronounce your name?
-it’s Juan
-eh? Like ‘one’?
-yea everyone says that lol

by Cocoa Tea December 17, 2018

Juan Antonio

Juan Antonio is most the Spanish name of that boy you are totally obsessed with. He’s tan with curly dark hair, beautiful deep brown eyes, and the best heart of them all. He’s honest above all things and tells you exactly how he feels cause he knows it’s always best to be honest first. He’s loyal and would never stray from your side once he calls you a close friend. He may seem quiet and hard to get to know but once you talk to him he opens up and if even in touch with his emotional side. If you a fortunate enough to be Juan Antonio’s girl he’ll love you like no one else, do anything for you, is soft as can be, an is absolute husband material.

Girl:OMG did you see Juan Antonio today he’s so attractive but seems so intimidating.
Girl 2: I heard him and Jade are dating and he seems so soft for her.
Girl:No way!

by JuicyWEMONADE April 7, 2020

ni Chana ni Juana

In Spanish, not one nor the other.

Busqué un novio alto y guapo, pero no encontré ni Chana ni Juana.

I searched for a tall and handsome boyfriend, but found neither tall nor handsome ones.

by CarlotaMariposa October 24, 2009

the chosen juan

The perfect person to help you with a job.

I needed to find the chosen Juan to help me finish sealing the deck, so I checked Home Depot and Craigslist.

by stripeypajamas March 8, 2017

Juan

The best guitar player on the planet. He is so hot you will just melt. He is very sweet and genuine. No one is better. He is also very stubborn.

That guy Juan will be famous one day.

by Mkhljhj September 12, 2014

Jovan

Jovan a little East Indian boy who has three blueberry farms and he will get his cousins after you if you don’t eat his Surrey curry I hope you can eat a twelve inch cause they will shoot you. Battgatta

Person: Hey Jovan wanna come over?
Jovan: No, I have to pick blueberries.
Person: Makes sense.

by 1@;&2&@/&;$3@&:&:9&:&; November 22, 2018