Johanice

A amazingly beautiful individual who has the biggest heart that anyone can have. She wears her heart on her sleeve and is prone to keep a wall up, but there will be that one special person that she will let, break that wall down. Johanice is sweet and kind and knows exactly what to say at the right time. There isn't one person Johanice doesn't come in contact with, that she doesn't make laugh or smile. She is caring, in all the right ways and was born to someday make somebody really happy.

She is beautiful, must be a Johanice.

by tittiemaster June 15, 2012

Johanna

BEST GIRL EVERERRRR. She is not like any other girl. Because she is not human. She is to best to be human. She must be a Johanna. Ahhahaha

Hello johanna

by Wtfiyp December 11, 2016

Johannes

He has a big ass mahfacking dick its thic!!! All the ladys want it when they see it!

Girl: hey.....
Johannes: look at my dick
Girl: OMG FACK MEEEE

by Elias cp October 9, 2018

Johan

The sweetest guy you will ever meet. Some say Johan is the definition of sexy, those people are reading the right dictionaries. We all need to have Johan in our lives.

Can be selfish though.

Did you see Johan entered the building?
How could I miss it, his good looking lit the building up!

by Peanut Man 2 February 4, 2020

Johan

A gentleman with a kind heart that always want to help others.

A heart pure of gold, with a calm smile and beautiful eyes, as Helios himself, blessed him with the sparkle of the sun.

A loving creature, with so much love to be given, that even Aphrodite herself will bow down to her knees.

You are so nice, you really such a Johan.

by Vir Lady August 16, 2021

Johan

a man with no girl

wow hes a johan

by johanlovesksi November 1, 2019

Dirty Johannes

Used to reference a penis loving goddess who enjoys sexual play with things most people find repulsive. Someone called a “dirty jo” for short has an extreme poop fetish, and they are extremely fascinated with the anatomy of the large intestine as well as the contents of the fecal matter that they ask their sexual partners to excrete onto their feet. They’re also quite funny.

Look at that Dirty Johannes over there ... I bet there’s poop on their toes right now.

by The most loyal person EVAHH April 16, 2020