Jose

simply a guy with a small dick, not attractive, laughs at dumb stuff, and he is a stoner.
no one wants to be a jose
by josehater101 October 21, 2015
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Flexes with shit he doesn’t have and is mentally retarded, and has no friends cus he’s a fake ass flexed and needs to stfu
Jose: yea I paid 700 for these shoes
by Jerjejjerjjrjr October 27, 2019
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Jose is when a male gets sperm pumped in his ass .
I josed a dude yesterday while watching kalem El neis
by Realistmf October 29, 2017
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The biggest faggot in the entire school.
Jack: Jose is the biggest faggot ever like seriously.

Calvin: I know right!
by MinionTwister December 13, 2016
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An amazing person with a wonderful personality.He is perfect.His looks are amazing.It is weird but most of them end up marrying someone named Sarah.But no one really can tell how great he is until you get to know him.(A sex god)
'Who is that kid,he looks amazing?' 'Oh,that's Jose,he's awsome.'
by Urban Masters April 01, 2017
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Jose is the type of guy that everybody is not jealous of, he is also very STUPID .
Guy: Hey
Girl: Hey
Guy: Oooooooh boy let's get out of here he is coming
Girl: Who
Guy: JOSE BOOOOOYYYYY
by So desses mesmo... March 24, 2017
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A creepy hairy virgin. He sings like an autistic dolphin, has no outside skills and would gladly suck off Captain America (possibly take dick). An illegal beaner, possibly a bigger pedophile than "Matthew". He's obsessed with females, that one creepy kid in the rally recording cheerleaders for personal use. The type of nigga to sniff a girl's seat when she gets up.
Cheerleader 1: Did you see that creepy ass virgin recording us during the rally?
Cheerleader 2: Yeah, that's Jose, I hear he sniffs my seat when I get up
Cheerleader 3: My mom knows his mom, they came over one day and I noticed some of my panties went missing after that day.
Kid: I grabbed his backpack one day, he turned around real pissed saying, "What's up nigga?"
by fatassgingerlookimnforpipe December 04, 2017
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