The Jibblees

The Jibblees is a term for sickness

Jillian caught the jibblees

by monkey boy February 7, 2019

Junkman Jobber

Junkman Jobber: A disheveled, non-specialized, Caucasian scab tradesman, consistently performing slipshod and ramshackle workmanship, by applying half-assed shortcuts and techniques and usage of incorrect or cheap materials, using an array of outdated, malfunctioning pawnshop or stolen tools. The junkman jobber can typically be seen driving a beat up, dented, rusted out, high-mileage, ill maintained pickup truck with “rims” haphazardly loaded with tools, materials and junk left unsecure in the bed. The inside of the junkm’n jobmobile is loaded with cigarette butts, fast food wrappers, empty cans of monster energy drink, Doritos bags, cigarette packages and vape cartridges. Some sort of generic extreme sticker or branding (MMA, tacticool, tattoo-life, beard cuture) is normally present as well. The standard attire worn to work, and all other occasions, is baggy, saggy-assed jeans with tears and paint stains, a flat billed ball cap, shitty boots, some sort of extreme logo branded t-shirt with excessively crappy tattoos showing. In winter, a flannel or hoodie is added for warmth and gangsta’ effect. (hood up with ball cap on and smoke in mouth all shady like). The JJ reverts to degenerate criminal-like white trash lifestyle the moment their “professional” day or job period ends, (stealing / scavenging materials from the jobsite), or other activities usually resulting in debt, jail-time, addiction or unwanted pregnancy. The movie AFTERMATH (2013) presents this type well.

If you want your home remodeled, do not go with junkman jobber, pay the extra money for high-quality or union craftsmanship.

My roof is leaking and its not even raining! I shouldn't have hired a junkman jobber.

by Kirkury January 21, 2022

Jobbie Cake

A light pastry dish, comprised mainly of eggs, caster sugar, mascarpone cheese and human faeces.

Man: Waiter, im ready to order.
Waiter: Yes, sir. What shall you be having ?
Man: Might i have a slice of your delicious, jobbie cake ?
Waiter: Certainly sir excellent choice, made fresh - a house speciality, if i dont say so.

by El Scobo & Sir gammon of flaps December 4, 2009

Joblet

A job initially completely underestimated in size but going ahead anyway with same budget in place.

Please do not be offended by the decisions made under the constraints of this little joblet!

by leilawurm April 18, 2013

jabble

The process of playing Jenga and Scrabble at the same time.

Frank became the jabble master when he pulled the triple word score out of the tower.

by Bob Ogel June 27, 2005

jobless

a fat lazy good for nothing man who has no job either due to a mental disability , pyschosis or just pure laziness. Someone who's a fat good for nothing waste of biomass that critisizes everyone whos ever done anything with their lives.

Best if ignored.

That fat ass vitale is a real jobless bum.

He critisizes people who have good jobs and make money while he sits on his fat welfare collecting ass all day long stalking and harrassing people.

by bols2 March 14, 2009

jobber

One who has been gaming for a long time, but is still a very big newbie in the gaming world.

"What?! He just TKed me? What a damn jobber!!!"

by ... June 21, 2003