Jizz guts

A cutesy, publically acceptable, pet name for your girlfriend, after you drop a load in her.

Have a good day at work jizz guts, I'm gonna go back to sleep until about 4pm so please bring back something good for dinner.

by Ranchgirls December 4, 2020

Jizz Box

An empty box of tissues used to unload masturbated seamen.

My girlfriend was completely disgusted to find my jizz box under the bed - I reminded her it's grosser to unload on the carpet.

by Tedro357 April 21, 2009

Jizz Foot

Also a name for a young boy who loves to blow his load into a fresh pair of socks.

Kid in the hall: Hey look at that jizz foot

by Joshua Ashing April 29, 2010

Jizz Hermit

A person living in seclusion that relies on Jizz for nourishment.

"Fuck Joel, why are you such a Jizz Hermit?"


(Mate#1) "I think Joel is actually a Jizz Hermit."
(Mate#2) "Well he is withdrawn and depends on Jizz for sustenance."

by Mangoe's January 16, 2009

jizz-wailer

Found in the Star Wars universe most notably in the Return of the Jedi. A jizz-wailer is a musician who plays a fast, contemporary, upbeat style of music.

(1) "Man that Jizz-Wailer can really shred".

(2) "I had a band of Jizz-Wailers play at my wedding".

by starwarsgeek March 10, 2010

jizz-inducing

(adj.) Literally, to coax jizz out of a man's balls. Used to describe a thing or person that is hot.

'Man, these are some jizz-inducing pics!'

by keyshaw May 5, 2004

Jizz Walk

The awkward moments post fuck between bed and bathroom where a girl must contain her lovers baby batter caged within her box, in order to avoid a trail of cum being left like that of Hansel and Gretels breadcrumb path home. This is usually carried out in the manner of one who's knees have been sewn together, with the lower leg replicating the motions of a set of fast moving bicycle pedals, and therefore killing even the last smidgen of post cum face attraction dead.

"Oh, I nearly got caught short on that jizz walk"

"I near slid on my arse during a jizz walk once"

"Don't laugh at me doing the Jizz walk"

"Love there's some tissues there - fuck the jizz walk!"

by imaffit November 27, 2009