Hands that are covered in a generous layer of semen, usually after having given multiple hand jobs. Jizz hands make completing everyday tasks a real hassle.
*Phone rings*
Mom: "Sweetheart, can you answer my phone. I have jizz hands at the moment. You're father packs one hell of a load!"
Son: "Ok."
*Son answers phone with a fresh pair of jizz hands of his own after spanking his meat, covering the phone in a crucible of hot semen*
Mom: "Sweetheart, can you answer my phone. I have jizz hands at the moment. You're father packs one hell of a load!"
Son: "Ok."
*Son answers phone with a fresh pair of jizz hands of his own after spanking his meat, covering the phone in a crucible of hot semen*
by nolstar December 17, 2016
My girlfriend was completely disgusted to find my jizz box under the bed - I reminded her it's grosser to unload on the carpet.
by Tedro357 April 20, 2009
by Joshua Ashing April 29, 2010
"Fuck Joel, why are you such a Jizz Hermit?"
(Mate#1) "I think Joel is actually a Jizz Hermit."
(Mate#2) "Well he is withdrawn and depends on Jizz for sustenance."
(Mate#1) "I think Joel is actually a Jizz Hermit."
(Mate#2) "Well he is withdrawn and depends on Jizz for sustenance."
by Mangoe's January 17, 2009
Found in the Star Wars universe most notably in the Return of the Jedi. A jizz-wailer is a musician who plays a fast, contemporary, upbeat style of music.
by starwarsgeek March 10, 2010
(adj.) Literally, to coax jizz out of a man's balls. Used to describe a thing or person that is hot.
by keyshaw May 05, 2004
Creamy white or off white film found floating on top of water found in bathtubs, whirlpools, party coves, and most commonly hot tubs
Ervis: Bro lets get in the hot tub dude
Drago: Nahh man theres a pretty gnarly jizz slick in there from Vinny last night
Drago: Nahh man theres a pretty gnarly jizz slick in there from Vinny last night
by Chawwee3 January 03, 2011