Jake is a guy that will do anything you do but better. If you think your the best at something.... Think again because Jake just showed up and he's going to prove you wrong! His nickname is 9 iron for a reason. He can cure scoliosis buy inserting his gigantic penis into any woman's rectum. But he also does men. Not because he's gay but because he's a bro and knows back pain sucks.
Girl: My boyfriend was the best sex ever until Jake came along... He railed me and gave me a spinal realignment all at once.
Once you get a Jake, you'll have more than you can take.
Once you get a Jake, you'll have more than you can take.
by A.Nellzors July 3, 2023
Get the Jakemug. Jake is pretty fat tbh
by @jakemarco__ October 22, 2019
Get the Jakemug. Jake’s tend to be shy creatures at first but once you get to know one you love them. Jake is the sweetest boy a girl could ever meet. A Jake is typically very weird and a bit awkward but it can come off as very adorable. Jake loves to play basketball and hangout with his girlfriend. He typically has brown hair with blue eyes. Once you get a Jake in your life you will never want them to leave.
by Varmint110 August 24, 2019
Get the Jakemug. Amino's main hoe.
Jake is the man who shows clear sarcasm and then points it out himself.
"Ur soooooo funny"-"yes that was saracsm"
"Ur soooooo funny"-"yes that was saracsm"
by Ada2544 May 28, 2019
Get the Jakemug. Jake is a very athletic, kind and attractive person. He is somebody you want to get with and if you let go you will regret it for the rest of your life. But, if you mess with Jakes friends or family he will be the first one to stand up and beat your ass. You want a Jake type in your life
by FAP trib daddddddddy June 29, 2019
Get the Jakemug. Jake is a amazing person he is very hot and sexy he is very good when it comes to sex he usually has a big dick and is very strong he will have girls looking more than once at him he is very nice kind and respectful guy once he loves you he will work hard to give you anything you want
by Crystal oropeza May 23, 2018
Get the Jakemug. by .Dr. Doctor January 14, 2021
Get the Jakemug.